Transfer News, Rumours and Bollocks Thread

[cheesy bites]

And if that doesn't happen?

I will be fuming.

[Niall_Quinn]

@iandennisbbc: Niklas Bendtner to Sunderland on season long loan from Arsenal #safc #afc #bbcfootball

You can thank me when the shock of the transfer window has died down.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

8.36pm: Oh dear, hearing that Robbie Savage has been criticising Arsenal's signing of Per Mertesacker on the grounds that the player didn't do well at Real Madrid. That's right readers, the same Real Madrid who Mertesacker has never played for.

Savage.

[Niall_Quinn]

I really hate that carconfused.com advert

Fucking too right, and that fat cunt rat bastard on the go compare ad. He needs to be filled with helium until his colon bursts through his fat fucked up head. Cunt.

[The Verminator]

Savage.

Apparently he was thinking of Raul.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

the stupid moron is thinking of christoph metzelder

[Joker]

@AAllenSport:

Surprised Steve Bruce wants him again, I thought Bendtner got caught boshing his daughter while on loan at Birmingham (allegedly)...

[I_Killed_Kenny]

Fucking too right, and that fat cunt rat bastard on the go compare ad. He needs to be filled with helium until his colon bursts through his fat fucked up head. Cunt.

Lmao best thing i've read all day!

[cheesy bites]

Kaka to Tottenham? Fuck me.

[Niall_Quinn]

Kaka to spurs is coming down in price at the bookies.