Transfer News, Rumours and Bollocks Thread

[Gubby Allen]

Is Almunia still with us?

[Niall_Quinn]

Arteta injured during wage negotiations.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I hope Wenger has a surprise in addition to Arteta.

Rossi is greeting him at the training ground.

[Kano]

Is Alumunia still with us?

sadly not, i think he passed away earlier

[The Verminator]

Arsene should just pay up -
stingier than a Nigerian who just won the fucking lottery

As a Nigerian, I find this extremely racist!

Can the mods please ban this Nazi?!?!?!

To prove we are not all stingy with cash I will share my wealth will you all. All I need is your bank account number and sort code...

[server too busy!]

Fee not agreed with Arteta but wages agreed. Hes handed in transfer request. Come on M'Vila as well!

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Exactly. Even if we get Arteta and Benayoun we shouldn't lose sight of the fact that this has been a dreadful summer when it comes to our transfer dealings. We are weaker at the end of the window than we were at the start, no doubt about it.

no one is loosing sight, these buys are panic buys. Do you beileve we have a right to be in the top 4 because of who we are because i don't. Right now there are 4 teams better then us. The board are not expecting us to sign the league IMO. I agree we should be winning trophies though.

If the Arteta deal goes through and we can get m'villa too, ill be happy and feel we should have enough to challenge till jan window but i think there we will need to buy if we have a good chance to get top 4 by then.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Also, who was the guy on here who fancied Clare Tomlinson?

The same guy with 84 in is name originally? From Brizzle. Ah man where's CK when you need him?

[Cripps_orig]

How old is Arteta?

In him and Santos, we have 2 decent set piece takers finally.

And with Per being 6'6", i think all that needs to be said is

Stoke

[cheesy bites]

I feel sorry for Everton. It would be like us selling Fabregas now and not replacing hi...oh wait.