When WUMger pulls out the "I could write a book on this....." line, I expect the actual book will be a pop-up one, with the ^ picture the centrepiece.
It will be available in super quality hardback though.
Do not forget we have also paperback you can buy there.
The critics will say it lacks an English spine a 1 dimensional plot that lack a plan b?Originally Posted by Master Splinter
Society is now one polished horde
Formed by two mighty tribes, the bores and the bored.
"After all, it was the Gunners’ goalkeeper who started the move that culminated in Thomas’ crowning glory. It was Lukic who, in injury time, decided to throw the ball out to Lee Dixon rather than lump it long..."
2% of the pages will be missing.
Limited Edition comes with; a strong spirit and a free great character*
*may not always be in the same box at the same time**
** price likely to rise regardless of actual success of book
Society is now one polished horde
Formed by two mighty tribes, the bores and the bored.
"After all, it was the Gunners’ goalkeeper who started the move that culminated in Thomas’ crowning glory. It was Lukic who, in injury time, decided to throw the ball out to Lee Dixon rather than lump it long..."
***Some chapters might seem as if the previous 5 have been repeated.
An African in FranceMontpellier defender Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa, a target for Arsenal and Newcastle, has refused to sign a new contract at the Stade de la Mosson and admitted he could leave in the summer.
Full story: insidefutbol
The book will fall to pieces as you reach the end.
It will cost £2,500 and be made of the cheapest possible materials.
It will reach #4 on the best seller list, 10 years running.
It will have many undeveloped and underdeveloped characters in it. The main characters will leave one at a time at the end of each chapter.
Dodgy geezers from Barcelona will try to claim they wrote it first.
The plot will lack a little bit sharpness and meander from side to side without much progression.
Tottenham Hotspur FC will take up permanent residence in the shadow cast by the book.
There will be a compulsory waiting period before you can order the book.
Many famous characters will almost be included but will end up in other books instead.
Abou Diaby will be mentioned on the jacket but will not actually appear in any of the pages.
Ivan Gazidis will claim J.K.Rowling is jealous of the book.
Mike Dean will try to get the book banned.
Für eure Sicherheit
Mein Kampf?
Les Misérables.
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