Summer Transfer Speculation and Shit.

[Power n Glory]

Ive been dreaming of this day for years

Nice knowing you "judas"

He's not leaving for City.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

If Welbeck is worth 16million and he's essentially shit (sorry that's the truth, nice lad I'm sure and he tries hard) than how come Wilshere is only worth 25 even though he's made from fibreglass.

Are we getting ripped off?.

[Özim]

Ive been dreaming of this day for years

Nice knowing you "judas"

25 million? Take the money and run, they'll get about 15 games out of this average joe, perfect example of getting too much too early.

Given the chance he'd go like a flash, good opportunity for him to get more cash so he can smoke a few more ciggies.

[BOBN]

If Welbeck is worth 16million and he's essentially shit (sorry that's the truth, nice lad I'm sure and he tries hard) than how come Wilshere is only worth 25 even though he's made from fibreglass.

Are we getting ripped off?.

Wilshere is worth about 12 million pounds and that including the English hype tax. Anything over that is a bonus.

[Niall_Quinn]

Media bullshit. In between stuffing their snouts with freebie lunches and hacking out their link bait match reports that bear no resemblance to events they still have 11 hours left from their 12 hour week to pull steaming copy out of their arseholes.

[Niall_Quinn]

Here's another piece of exquisite journalism from the same source:
http://metro.co.uk/2015/03/09/alexis...g-sex-5094728/

They long since gave up reporting the news and now they revel in being two rungs down from the paparazzi and on level pegging with child molesters.

[Power n Glory]

If Welbeck is worth 16million and he's essentially shit (sorry that's the truth, nice lad I'm sure and he tries hard) than how come Wilshere is only worth 25 even though he's made from fibreglass.

Are we getting ripped off?.

Debatable. Different players but both had a lot of hype behind them and showed glimpses of quality but haven't really developed into what was originally expected. What's worse, Jack is more injury prone. It's a good price.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Here's another piece of exquisite journalism from the same source:
http://metro.co.uk/2015/03/09/alexis...g-sex-5094728/

They long since gave up reporting the news and now they revel in being two rungs down from the paparazzi and on level pegging with child molesters.

Firstly women with abs are about as alluring to me as women who are taller than me (6ft 3)

As far as I'm concerned if a woman is taller than me she/he/it wasn't born a woman

"He is immature and average"

Average? How many players could have scored the goal he did against Man City

[Xhaka Can’t]

Ive been dreaming of this day for years

Nice knowing you "judas"

You have some strange dreams mate.

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

Kompany has been poor for a long while now.

And he's been genuinely atrocious this season. Even the moronic pundits who stick to their uninformed, pre-ordained scripts for seasons on end have had to rip them up and admit he's been a liability such has been his awfulness.

It's just like Hart. He had one good season in the Premier League and that was enough to propel him to virtually the best in the world status in their eyes. Since then, they've been extremely dodgy but are still apparently 'world class'.

He has been way below his own high standards this season I'll give you that..... but had been quite as bad as atrocious all season I'd doubt they'd be comfortably second. Demichellis has steadied his performances but he's not Franco Baresi or quite so exceptional that he could render Kompany's poor performances an irrelevance.

I don't think Hart is the best keeper in the world but he has previously been in the top 5 keepers before and I'd have signed Hart and Kompany years ago given the chance, even if there are a number of keepers better than Hart currently.