Sweden v England, 15:00 BST, BBC

[Cripps]

England are going to Greece '04 this.

It won't count

[Goonermerree]

Commentator says imagine rhe scenes back in the 'UK'

Yeah i bet the scots are overjoyed...

England is the UK, Scotland is just stuck on there with a bit of gum.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It won't count

You still going on about that?

[I am invisible]

Why do we even bother picking central midfielders? All we're really good at is getting the ball down the flanks and humping it into the box. Might as well double-up on fullbacks...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Henderson.

[Mac76]

Henderson

[Cripps]

You still going on about that?

Based on Letters' logic it's true

[Letters]

England are going to Greece '04 this.

They could, too.

[I am invisible]

Hey! Henderson is the glue that holds this side together, apparently!

[Letters]

Based on Letters' logic it's true

3/10, tops.