Summer Transfer Speculation and Shit

[Nayan]

I will get my viagra and penis pump out if that happens.

You won't need them

[Penguin]

We aren't getting Di maria

[Marc Overmars]

Not bothered about Ba, Hernandez or any other striker bought in for cover.

I'd rather we went all in for Di Maria.

[Boss]

Exactly right, Di Maria would be a great addition.

Walcott has double the goals (14 to 7) and 4 more assists (10 to 6) in 2 more league starts than Di Maria last season.

We need players that can score, not create. Ozil, Cazorla, Wilshere, Ramsey and Rosicky are more than enough to supply our frontline with chances on a plate.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Creepy Dhamesh is back.

[GP]

Wayne Gooney ‏@WayneGooney18 1m
I've heard Ozil and Di Maria are both done, so I guess that confirms beyond doubt (what you already said) that Cesc and Rooney won't happen.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Creepy Dhamesh is back.

Hello there...

[Munchies]

Wayne Gooney ‏@WayneGooney18 1m
I've heard Ozil and Di Maria are both done, so I guess that confirms beyond doubt (what you already said) that Cesc and Rooney won't happen.

He kept us entertained

[LDG]

Ba is now odds on for a loan move to us.

[Marc Overmars]

This Hernandez pub teamer has apparently handed in a transfer request.