Assuming Jesus was a real person and that the story of his life isn’t merely apocryphal. There are instances of him being very human in his behaviour, in that he could be a massive cunt. Cursing a fig tree because he wanted figs and there weren’t any growing on the fig tree at the time. What did he think? That the fig tree was just being awkward
Apparently he did the same thing with the table at the last supper, he was having trouble lifting it
Judas turns to him and says
“Jesus….its an inanimate fucking object”
To which Jesus replied
“You’re an inanimate fucking object”
I guess the lesson in that parable, is to be careful how you talk to certain people