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Bloke walks into a pub and asks for a pint of anything except Stella. Barman asks, "What's wrong with Stella?" Bloke says, "I had 12 pints of Stella last night and when I came round I was fucking skint."
Barman says, "12 pints of anything costs about the same."
Bloke replies, "Skint's my dog."
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The King Is Back.
Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?
Guy walks into a bar: I'll have a pint of adenosine triphosphate
Bartender: That'll be ATP
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I'm disappointed in this attack.
"Despair is a narcotic. It lulls the mind into indifference."
Man Utd team to face Barcelona just announced
Van der sar
Fabio
Ferdinand
Vidic
Evra
Valencia
Carrick
An unnamed premiership footballer
Park
Rooney
Hernandez
A man approaches a young woman in a shop. he says I can’t find my wife, can I talk to you for a few minutes? The woman says sure but do you have any idea where your wife is?
Not a clue he says but whenever I talk to a woman with tits like yours she appears out of fucking nowhere!
Gomes.
...and when he got back , his glasses were smashed, he had a broken wrist, a twisted ankle and grazed knees...
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