"Currants Bw..."

[HCZ_Reborn]

Just had a very bizarre encounter. Went outside for a smoke and scabby looking bloke comes up the driveway says his car has broken down, doesn’t have AA or road tax for that matter. So wants help pushing it on to the verge so it’s out of the way. I mean what can you do…I help him push it and the thing starts up again and he drives off (probably break down again half a mile down the road)
Says to me “don’t worry mate I won’t abandon it, I’m quite a conscientious bloke”. A conscientious bloke who drives a car without a tax disc.

[Mac76]

That'll teach you for smoking

[HCZ_Reborn]

That'll teach you for smoking

Well then maybe they should put that on the packet

Smoking can cause lung disease, cancer, gum disease, impotence and the remote possibility of being persuaded to collaborate with minor criminality

[Mac76]

[Ollie the Optimist]

One way to make some of you feel old (and me!), i started posting on here when i was about 14 and just a kid.

I now have a six week old son

[Letters]

Congrats!

You getting any sleep

[Ollie the Optimist]

Congrats!

You getting any sleep

I am actually. One advantage of being a male, cant breastfeed

Very good at nappies though