Champions League Thread 2013/14

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

What a goal :blink:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

PSG 3-1 Chelsea, PASTORE!!!!! :haha:

[Özil's Panoramic View]

What a goal!

Absolutely brilliant.

[Munchies]

WOW , what a gaol!!!!!!!!

:bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Oh dear chavski.

[Özim]

PASTORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Glorious goal!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ridiculous goal. :bow:

Honest Frank. :lol:

[Özim]

Amazing skill, great goal.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

PSG 3-1 Chelsea, FT!

Chelsea. :haha:

Mourinho. :haha:

No wins for the English clubs again. Showing the strength of the league yet again. :bow:

[LDG]

Shetland Pony

[Özim]

PSG 3 -1 Chelsea

PSG turning into a real European force.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Maureen. :haha:

Chavs. :haha:

[Özim]

Real 3 - 0 Dortmund

Dortmund :wave:

[Niall_Quinn]

Shetland Pony

Horse whipped

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Second trophyless season in a row for Mourinho? :pray:

[Master Splinter]

Cech :haha:.

Mourinho :haha:.

Chelsea :haha:.


They keep bleating on about PSG spending loadsamoney on Pastore and in general. Were PSG playing Leyton Orient? Torres, Schurrle, Azar, Willian, Ramires, Oscar and Luiz were all canny free transfers, I think.

[Özim]

English football :rose:

PL :rose:

It was good whilst it lasted, time to move over and let the French take over :wave:

[Niall_Quinn]

Surely Schurle was free? They paid for him?

[Özim]

Yep.

Paris isn't in Qatar as far as I know.

It's possible they built one over there, think there might be one in Dubai on the mini islands though.

[Özim]

Quite nice to have some alternative challengers for the CL IMO, makes it a better competition.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

All David Luiz's fault. And Demichelis'.

[Munchies]

Maureen interview :haha:

[Master Splinter]

Cavani pubbing it up tonight.

Hopefully we can get a cut-price deal on him.

[Özim]

Mourinho slating his team for their defending.

[Master Splinter]

Maureen interview :haha:

He's literally crying.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Three out of four defeats for Chelsea now.

Us helping them out. :bow:

[GP]

He's literally crying.

I hope it's because of inoperable cancer.

[Master Splinter]

Mourinho: "Torres fucked us up."

[Munchies]

I hope it's because of inoperable cancer.

:haha:

[Master Splinter]

I hope it's because of inoperable cancer.

Or cancer that no-one is willing to operate on?

Because you know, he's utter scum.

[Master Splinter]

Three out of four defeats for Chelsea now.

Us helping them out. :bow:

Mourinho planned it this way. He's very clever, you know. Mourinho does it again.

[Munchies]

Torres must be leaving this summer. Schurrle being played upfront :lol:

He won't ever reach his Liverpool heights.

Torres :rose:

[Özim]

Torres must be leaving this summer.

He won't ever reach his Liverpool heights.

Torres :rose:

Chelsea fans will be hoping so I would think, he's awful these days.

[Heisenberg]

Chelsea :haha:

Mourinho :haha:

Big Man :haha:

Away goal though.

[LDG]

Mourinho planned it this way. He's very clever, you know. Mourinho does it again.

It's what sets him apart.

He's a specialist in winning.

25% of the time.

[Özim]

PSG :bow:

Real :bow:

Great wins today.

[Munchies]

Chelsea fans will be hoping so I would think, he's awful these days.

They're pretty set on getting Costa in though :(

You know Maureen will spend whatever he can to get a world class striker.

If it was Wenger, he'd call in Campbell from his loan and call it a day :lol:

[Özim]

They're pretty set on getting Costa in though :(

You know Maureen will spend whatever he can to get a world class striker.

If it was Wenger, he'd call in Campbell from his loan and call it a day :lol:

Probably will, he's made it clear he doesn't think they have a decent striker so he'll definitely go out and get on in the summer no question of messing about.

[Munchies]

^ Let's hope their poor record of flop strikers continue then.. :pray:

Boulevard of Broken dreams :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

Hopefully PSG finish the job now but only Atleti can save football really.

[Munchies]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BkP-yZiCAAAU7tx.jpg
:lol:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

:haha: Mourinho

[Ollie the Optimist]

Mourinho has spent 90 million since he retuned this season on matic, Eto'o, schurrle, salah, Willian and further to that he loaned out a striker who has scored more goals then all of Chelsea's strikers put together in the last two seasons, and sold an attacking midfielder.

Yet he is acting as if the lack of decent striker is anything other then his fault. He's brought it upon himself. Imagine if Arsene moaned about our strikers after selling a key player, loaning a good striker and spending 90 million on other players. He would be torn apart yet some excuse mourinho

[Niall_Quinn]

This is a real quote from Jeff Powell, I have not made this up. It's real.


"Whether or not he is one of the best players in the world, Rooney has no significant record of cheating. Diving does not appear to be part of his DNA and I tend to believe him when he says that he threw himself away from a strong challenge only to avoid being hurt."

[Munchies]

Games today:

Borussia Dortmund v Real Madrid (0 - 3)
Chelsea v Paris St-Germain (1 - 3)

---
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BksP9REIYAArSHg.jpg

No RVP, Fellaini or Rafael at training. Rooney, Giggs, Evra and Evans all took part.

Guess Wazza is fit for the game then.

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BkP-yZiCAAAU7tx.jpg
:lol:
:lol: :lol: Cheeky sod! Hilarious.

Mourinho has spent 90 million since he retuned this season on matic, Eto'o, schurrle, salah, Willian and further to that he loaned out a striker who has scored more goals then all of Chelsea's strikers put together in the last two seasons, and sold an attacking midfielder.

Yet he is acting as if the lack of decent striker is anything other then his fault. He's brought it upon himself. Imagine if Arsene moaned about our strikers after selling a key player, loaning a good striker and spending 90 million on other players. He would be torn apart yet some excuse mourinho

Fair point!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea: Cech, Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry, Azpilicueta, Luiz, Lampard, Willian, Oscar, Hazard, Eto'o.
Subs: Schwarzer, Cole, Torres, Mikel, Schurrle, Ba, Kalas.

PSG: Sirigu, Jallet, Alex, Thiago Silva, Maxwell, Verratti, Thiago Motta, Matuidi, Lucas Moura, Cavani, Lavezzi.
Subs: Douchez, Cabaye, Marquinhos, Menez, Digne, Van Der Wiel, Pastore.

Referee: Pedro Proenca (Portugal)

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Borussia Dortmund: Weidenfeller; Piszczek, Friedrich, Hummels, Durm; Kirch, Jojic; Mkhitaryan, Groskreutz, Reus; Lewandowski

Real Madrid: Casillas; Carvajal, Pepe, Ramos, Coentrao; Modric, Alonso, Illarra; Di Maria, Benzema, Bale.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

The result is completely fake. :haha:

Mourinho. :lol:

[Rors]

What a smark...

[Munchies]

Cmon P$G

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a smark...

Nothing smart there.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I imagine if Man City and PSG swapped players they would be a bit more effusive in their praise (for Man City).

For some reason PSG are treated like pubbers.

[Rors]

Nothing smart there.

He isn't awesome.

Townsend doing his usual rah-rah shtick.

[Munchies]

PSG pay £40m for Marquinhos and put him on the bench ? :lol:

[Rors]

Maxwell :lol: How has he got away with it all his career?

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I do hate that "by far the greatest team..." no matter who sings it.

Mainly because everyone fucking sings it.

[Munchies]

I do hate that "by far the greatest team..." no matter who sings it.

Mainly because everyone fucking sings it.

Pretty much, annoying as fuck. Why do they catch on everywhere ?

I heard the '49 49 Undefeated' tune in most games on MOTD, don't know who starts it but they catch on fast.

[Rors]

I do hate that "by far the greatest team..." no matter who sings it.

Mainly because everyone fucking sings it.

And it's "Wolverhampton. Wolverhampton FC". When you have the get the name of your team wrong to make it fit, surely time to junk the thing.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Eto'o is a dick.

[Rors]

'Get your keeper going'!

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

And it's "Wolverhampton. Wolverhampton FC". When you have the get the name of your team wrong to make it fit, surely time to junk the thing.
It's hard to think of a new song though.

I guess we could use Sloop John B.... or how about Slade?!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lavezzi. :bow:

Big Man saving the day.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hazard hauled off, Schurrle on.

[Munchies]

Hazard done his hamstring ?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Weidenfeller saves from a Di Maria pelanty.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Willian booked. Useless scrote.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Terrible freekick from Cavani.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Borussia Dortmund 1-0 Real Madrid, Reus! :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Verratti booked.

[Munchies]

Thought that was going in!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Honest Frank nearly flukes one. Sirigu saves football.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

David Luiz goes for glory, Sirigu saves.

[Rors]

Oh no you don't

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea 1-0 PSG, Schurrle. :sick:

[Munchies]

:angry:

[Rors]

"Need I remind you". It's okay Clive, you don't

[Rors]

Cahill :lol: Not this time buster...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cahill. :haha:

Chelsea pubbing their way through on set-pieces would be disgusting.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Borussia Dortmund 2-0 Real Madrid, REUS!! :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cavani booked, misses PSG's next match.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Surely someone will be getting sent off tonight.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Honest Frank booked. Run at him!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea 1-0 PSG, HT.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Borussia Dortmund 2-0 Real Madrid, HT. :popcorn:

[Rors]

Fuck off Ray

[Rors]

"An inspired substitution". From an injury. Right

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chiles. :lol:

Shut up.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ronaldo opening up a can of Cristianoweiser.

[Rors]

Phew

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Schurrle hits the bar.

Freekick to Chelsea. :sick:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lucas booked.

[Rors]

:wacko:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Oscar hits the bar! :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Verratti off, Kebab on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ivanovic booked, misses the next game.

Where's Shreeves?

[Power n Glory]

Chelsea are banging on that door. PSG are right to bring on Cabaye. Let's if this makes a difference. They've been on the shake for a while now and need to react.

[Rors]

Oh get off his jock!!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Maxwell with blood tears.

[Munchies]

Cmon PSG, hold on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea winning too many set-pieces. :(

[Munchies]

TOrres :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Honest Frank hauled off, Ba on.

[Munchies]

Dortmund hit the post :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sirigu saves from Schurrle.

[Maestro]

Bleakley

:haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I'd watch the Madrid game as well but nutjob is dead and the one munchies posts wants some weird download.

[Munchies]

I'd watch the Madrid game as well but nutjob is dead and the one munchies posts wants some weird download.

http://www.rider-hdlive.co.uk/p/hd-stream-1.html

HD Stream

Enjoy , I watched wrestelmania on this in HD too :lol:

Bookmark that sportz one, this one, and nutjob and you should be good for most games

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cavani. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lavezzi off, Pastore on.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

http://www.rider-hdlive.co.uk/p/hd-stream-1.html

HD Stream

Enjoy , I watched wrestelmania on this in HD too :lol:
:bow:

[GP]

Miley Cyrus booked for diving :lol:

[Munchies]

Pen to dortmun d???!?

nvm dive :lol:

[Rors]

Maxwell. :lol: Still here?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Maxwell you berk.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dive from Ba. :lol:

[Munchies]

Cavani misses a sitter ffs!!!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cavani just dropped the Ashes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Maxwell booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lucas smacks it straight at Cech.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Oscar off, Torres on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

David Luiz booked. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Awful ball across from Ivanovic.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lucas Moura off, Marquinhos on.

[Munchies]

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkkkk

[McNamara That Ghost...]

2-0 Ba. :sick:

[Rors]

Oh piss off out of it you utter egoist.

[Marc Overmars]

Football. :lol:

[Rors]

And I'll bet he was "passing on instructions" to Costinha ten years ago as well. Do me a favour....

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Well it'd be good for us, at least.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Four minutes Blanc Time.

[Munchies]

Who do Chelsea play in the semi?

Blame Cavani

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fairly sure Mourinho didn't win the CL in his first season at Inter.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Real Madrid through. :sick:

[GP]

I bet Mourinho names his sword.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Who do Chelsea play in the semi?

Blame Cavani

There will be a draw for the semi-final.

[Rors]

:banghead:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea through. This season is beyond disgusting.

[Rors]

Fuck this.

[fakeyank]

Not even 4 mins played :lol:

[Rors]

As my Dad so wisely puts it, "away goals is a load of old bollocks anyway"

[Munchies]

There will be a draw for the semi-final.

Oh, before they had it in advance.

Hope they get Bayern >_<

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Well I get what I [sorta] wanted, it better not bite me on the arse :sick:

[Niall_Quinn]

I hope we don't spend £55mill on Cavani - not when we already have a Giroud. Talk about a hyped player.

[Marc Overmars]

Same old selection of fuckers making up the CL last 4. :yawn:

[Munchies]

How did Cavani not even hit the target ? Whole side of the goal was fuckin empty

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Well I get what I [sorta] wanted, it better not bite me on the arse :sick:

Chelsea seem to do well with games in a week. It could be academic by then anyway. :ninja:

[Munchies]

Have a bad feeling Chelsea will win it now.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Chelsea seem to do well with games in a week. It could be academic by then anyway. :ninja:

So you mean my logic was completely flawed from the start?

You could've told me that a few weeks ago before I'd convinced myself this was a good thing :lol:

Only we can save football now. No pressure.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

So you mean my logic was completely flawed from the start?

You could've told me that a few weeks ago before I'd convinced myself this was a good thing :lol:

Only we can save football now. No pressure.

You're charged with saving it as soon as this weekend.

Although Atleti have that honour tomorrow.

[hobson's choice]

I expect UEFA will do it's best tomorrow to make sure Athletico and United don't go through, and of course, I suspect Madrid and Barca will conveniently avoid each other in the semis

[Niall_Quinn]

I suspect Madrid and Barca will conveniently avoid each other in the semis

Very cynical indeed. And true.

[Master Splinter]

This was inevitable as soon as Chelsea got the first goal. PSG were negative all night and Blanc did a WUMger by trying to go all out defensive at the end when it clearly doesn't suit his players. Taking Lavezzi off?! FFS. Pastore also offers nothing (last week aside). Awful stuff from everyone involved with PSG. Chelsea fully deserved it.

Fucking Cavani though topped it off. He's shit for U R Gay too. Needs to go back to Napoli. Also, Lucas is what Theo was supposed to be back when he was just pace and no football brain. At least Theo had the excuse of not being overly gifted and not costing £98 million.

[fakeyank]

"I didn't go to the corner flag to celebrate. I went to tell them the changes we had to make. There were three minutes plus extra-time left and the way we were playing was too risky.
"I wanted Demba Ba to play in front of the defenders and Fernando Torres to defend Maxwell. I tried to use them in different jobs.
"I think we did enough at beginning of the second-half to score before we did. The contradiction of what they (PSG) are and what they wanted to do. In the second-half it was pure ball possession. But it was difficult for us to penetrate. We did it in training yesterday, with three different systems, all of which we used. The players knew what they had to do. Demba Ba made a crucial finish for us.
"It was very much deserved that the team that tried to defend was punished. The team that played with their heart deserved to go through."

Mou's reaction after the match. First, let me say that I despise him as a human being. Second, I want to point out how different he is tactically to our manager. He just seems to plan it all... plan A, B, C, D, E. We do not have anything remotely close to that... forget plan B, we dont seem to even have a Plan A these days! :ilt:

[BlindFaith_8]

As much as it pains to say this, but I actually enjoyed watching Chelsea tonight. I thought they showed hunger, desire, passion and above all 1000% commitment, and you could see they were putting a double shift for their manager. Just a shame our players dont play with the same intensity and passion. I hope Wenger was watching that game as he would have learned that an active manager who applies tactics and is bold to make changes as and when required can change games. I do envy Chelsea fans as they never cease to have an exciting end to a season were us poor fuckers have had the same dross season ending in January/February for the past 10 years.

[Munchies]

http://balls.ie/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/mourinho.gif

FFS Cavani.

Probably be:
Bayern
Madrid
Chelsea
Barca

Wouldn't mind Madrid/Chelsea :pray:

[adzzzbatch]

Oh look when we crumble on the big stage the likes off chelski manage to step up. It wouldn't surprise me if united go against the odds and go through tonight as well :(

[Ernesto]

Surely they can't win it....can they?

I believe the most reliable, sure-fire way of ensuring a non-Chelsea win is if they draw Barca in the SF. Even the most absurd slices of luck awarded to Chelsea should be evened out by the sheer abundance of goal-scoring opportunities Barca create..

[Marc Overmars]

They're better now than they were in 2012, so you never know. I'll never take anything for granted again after that disgusting year.

[Munchies]

Their team is pretty good at keeping their shape and defending well for most of the game.

All they need to do is nick an away goal, park the bus, and wait for the home game.

I wouldn't be surprised if they reach the final again.

[BlindFaith_8]

You got to hand it to Mourinho. He came in with a team that was 80% AVB, Di-Matteo and Benitez and has taken Chelsea to the brink of a major final and possibly the league title. And we have to settle for 4th place and an FA Cup with nothing to brag about in the last 10 years apart from 4th place, just goes to show how superior a manager Mourinho is to Wenger. This is his 5th straight CL semi final, credit where credit due. In my book he is probably the best manager anywhere on the planet. And before you all say he spends money, just look at his Porto side and how they won the Champions league. Can you ever see a portuguese side winning the champions league again? No chance.

[Özim]

Their team is pretty good at keeping their shape and defending well for most of the game.

All they need to do is nick an away goal, park the bus, and wait for the home game.

I wouldn't be surprised if they reach the final again.

To do this you also need desire and hunger to win, they have this in abundance, teams like this can get lucky simply because of the way they play, the manager is also very tactically astute and good at making the right substitutions.

I'm worried to they could do it again as well, horrible having to watch this.

[BlindFaith_8]

Well if they do it will prove Wengers theory of organic growth and buying cheap is receipe for disaster, as oppsoed to Chelsea who have won practially every cup in the past 10 years. And whose to say they cant win the Champions League again under Mourinho, they are only 180 minutes away from that possibility. We can slag off Chelsea all day long but I have to admire Roman and how he's transformed that club in to one the top clubs in Europe. He may hire and fire but that strategy works as they keep wining silverware,, and lets not feel sorry for the departing managers, they have all been made very rich men from being sacked. All we have this year is a lousy FA Cup and 4th place. I can never see us competing with the super clubs even though we have the financial muscle to do so, just a bunch of greedy fuckers who are more interested in their bank balances then bringing success to this club. We will never win the Champions League or ebven the Europe League. We can only dream and watch Chelsea, Man Utd and Man City play these big matches. How sad is that.

[Niall_Quinn]

...but I have to admire Roman and how he's transformed that club in to one the top clubs in Europe

Al Capone used to give generously to charity, it helped maintain the sham of respectability. He was honoured in the community too, I guess people knew what was good for them. The chav gangster has dumped a lot of cash into the club but his own record when he has directly intervened hasn't always been glossy, like the Shevchenko brain fart. I can't admire a man for what he's bought if the comparison to what he's done is so stark.

[BlindFaith_8]

I admire the guy what he has acheived as a very succesful businessman , who has gone on to become a super wealthy individual, who has never come out in the public domain like Vincet Tan, or Allam at Hull or Al Fawasi at Forest. He'sa clever man and although some of you despise him and the monster that is Chelse FC, you have to admit that we only wish he bought Arsenal. He's put his own money and bank rolled Chelsea's success for many years and we have been left a million miles behind. If only we had Roman as the owner of Arsenal, how different the last 10 years would have been. I sense a lot of envy not just from Arsenal fans but many fans across the leagues. We can only sit back and watch Chelsea's adventures.

[Munchies]

Neuer, Dante, Boateng, Lahm, Müller, Alaba, Götze, Kroos, Ribéry, Mandzukic, Robben

De Gea; Jones, Smalling, Vidic, Evra; Carrick, Fletcher; Valencia, Kagawa, Welbeck; Rooney

-
No real CDM for Bayern, with Schwein/Martinez suspended. United have to make sure they dominate the midfield.

-
HD sky Ustream for Bayern: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/sportzhdtvccccccccccccc
HD sky Ustream for Barca: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/17707250 , password, type it in :rider-hdlive

Both streams are from the usual places, just the direct links which are slightly ahead, for me anyway :good:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd dominate midfield. :lol:

Atletico Madrid: Courtois, Juanfran, Miranda, Godin, Filipe, Gabi, Koke, Tiago, Raul Garcia, Adrian, Villa.
Subs: Aranzubia, Alderweireld, Insua, Mario Suarez, Cristian Rodriguez, Sosa, Diego.

Barcelona: Pinto, Fabregas, Xavi, Iniesta, Messi, Neymar, Mascherano, Bartra, Sergio, Alba, Alves.
Subs: Oier, Montoya, Song, Adriano, Alexis, Pedro, Sergi Roberto.

BBC. :rolleyes:

I'd love that to be Barca's backline.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Champions League music. :bow:

[Munchies]

Hope Robben gets injured

[Niall_Quinn]

Come on utd :sick:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Howard Webb in charge for the Atleti - Barca game. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Hope Robben gets injured

Amazing he doesn't get hospitalised after every one of his ridiculous mid air displays. But yes of course, a serious injury would be great.

[Niall_Quinn]

Howard Webb in charge for the Atleti - Barca game. :lol:

Poor bastards will be perplexed.

[Munchies]

With the kits, it looks like our game last season.

0-2 ? :shrug:

[Niall_Quinn]

Tactics appear to be to allow Bayern to do whatever they want. Not sure it's the best way to go.

[Munchies]

KOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Atletico Madrid 1-0 Barcelona, great goal from Koke!

[GP]

Barca are all over the place.

[Niall_Quinn]

Rooney, is he a defender for Bayern now?

[Munchies]

Rooney :doh:

[GP]

Is that Khal Drogo in goal for Barca?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Is that Khal Drogo in goal for Barca?

Khaleesi. :bow:

David Villa smacks the post!

Barca. :haha:

[GP]

Villa hits the post!

[Munchies]

Villa htis the post!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wasteful from Cesc.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fletcher is shite.

[GP]

Messi misses a free header!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Messi. :lol:

:rose:

[Munchies]

Messi LOL

[GP]

I don't know if you guys have noticed but Robben is a bit greedy sometimes.

[Niall_Quinn]

I was too busy noticing what a cheating cunt he is, but now that you mention it...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Greedy Balding Twat. :doh:

[Munchies]

Robben, :lol: , cunt

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Disallowed goal for Valencia. A little bit offside.

[Niall_Quinn]

Goal ruled out for Utd. Offside.

Valencia shit there, really shit.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Busquets booked. All stemmed from Dani Alves being an idiot.

[Munchies]

VIlla hits the post AGAIN :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

David Villa hits the bar!

[Munchies]

My united stream went down :lol:

http://www.rider-hdlive.co.uk/p/hd-stream-1.html

Another hd one

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Riveting news from Shreeves.

[Munchies]

Riveting news from Shreeves.

Atleast Welbeck can blame the boots now :lol:

[GP]

Messy :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Messi is on the take.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Atleast Welbeck can blame the boots now :lol:

He has a lovely smile!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Oh piss off Robben you tit.

[Niall_Quinn]

Welbeck boot update coming in now...

Apparently new boot is being tied.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ribery shoots, not too far wide.

[Niall_Quinn]

What a lazy tool Valencia is.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Weak shot from Iniesta and thus easy for Courtois.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fake injury to Manduzic draws a yellow card for Vidic.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lovely cross from Dante. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

"Danny Welbeck! Danny Welbeck. Play!"

David Moyes - 9 April, 2014

[Globalgunner]

I wouldn't be surprised if Phil Neville came up with tonight s game plan for United

[Niall_Quinn]

Utd 76 passes - 56% success.

[Niall_Quinn]

Seen Tyrion Gotze play a few times now and still trying to figure what all the fuss is about? Glad we didn't get him, we have plenty of weedy midgets already.

[Özim]

Not very impressed with Bayern, they're making hard work out of this, just like they made hard work of it against us, don't think they will win the CL.

[GP]

HALF MAN!

[GP]

Robben goes sprawling again.

Utter cunt.

[Niall_Quinn]

Robben gets no reward for his ridiculous dive.

[Niall_Quinn]

Valencia complete liability - lucky to get away with a foul there.

[GP]

PASS IT YOU STUPID BALD FUCK!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How do you cope with being a teammate of Robben?

[Niall_Quinn]

Robben missed a great diving opportunity there.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ribery fakes injury to get his GK out of problems. They are sneaky bastards.

[Niall_Quinn]

+1 min extra in this boring shitfest.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Boateng has a case of the Robben's.

So far so good for Man Utd. They're going out as it stands.

Anyway 0-0 HT.

[Niall_Quinn]

Half ends with Boeteng blazing it over. Really poor stuff all around. Bayern with all the play but it keeps going to diving man who fucks it up. Utd had few but better chances. Valencia awful player.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Atleti 1-0 Barca, HT.

Football halfway to being saved.

[Niall_Quinn]

Atleti 1-0 Barca, HT.

Football halfway to being saved.

Hope the ref doesn't pick up an injury during the break.

[Niall_Quinn]

UEFA RESPECT - NON TO RACISM.

OUI TO SERIOUS FRAUD.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hope the ref doesn't pick up an injury during the break.

Who wouldn't trust this man?

http://s3.amazonaws.com/br-cdn/temp_images/2014/02/17/f95041ffd2f2e8ad1dc38a49ba2dbf7a.gif?1392629412

[Maestro]

irrespective of how it all turns out, i have been very impressed by atletico this season

[Niall_Quinn]

irrespective of how it all turns out, i have been very impressed by atletico this season

Agreed. Biggest challenge will be keeping the vultures off in the summer.

[Niall_Quinn]

Khaleesi :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

http://latinotimes.com/thumbnail.php?file=pics/game_of_thrones_khaleesi_391016164.jpg&size=article_medium

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Moon of my life. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Smalling in a bad way, Neuer doesn't care.

[Özim]

irrespective of how it all turns out, i have been very impressed by atletico this season

Good side, ironically better to watch since Falcoa left, were boring as hell to watch last season.

Simeone is doing a great job.

[Niall_Quinn]

Smalling is either dying or really overdoing it on the playacting.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great chance for Neymar.

[Niall_Quinn]

Was playacting.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Boateng hammers it, wide.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good effort from Kagawa, Neuer well behind it though.

[Niall_Quinn]

Statistically Boateng is due to get something within a mile of the goal.

[Maestro]

Agreed. Biggest challenge will be keeping the vultures off in the summer.

yep, it's the unfortunate reality for them and many other clubs come every summer

[Niall_Quinn]

Quality is actually lower so far this half.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bayern Munich 0-1 Man Utd, Evra!

[Rors]

:doh:

[fakeyank]

Ho My God! Evra!

[Munchies]

WOW!!!!