Friday's press conference

[Flavs]

ok i know we already have an expectations thread but i wonder what you are all expecting from the scheduled press conference with uncle Arsene on Friday?

Do you think we will have new player(s) with him there and then, do you think he will announce signings we have already made?

Do you think he will announce who will leave or who has already gone?

Do you think he will state that a change in tactics will be adopted to make us stronger at set pieces (he is bound to get asked)

Or do you expect the same old same old the thinly veiled misleading statements he has become the master at making?

Will be interesting to see if either Ivan or Stan is with him.

(I can pretty state who is going to say what but my eternal optimism shines through)

[Marc Overmars]

I think he will probably state the players that will move on because they've already done so themselves, like Denilson and Bendtner.

Other than that I expect the usual Arsene stuff, keeping his cards close to his chest as always.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

expect signings to be announced and cesc to be gone come end of the week

[KSE Comedy Club]

I reckon he might try and sell the players in a live tv auction, could be a great business opportunity.

'First up, we have Denilson, great little brazillian, can pass a thousand times a game - sideways. Ve vill start the bidding at £6m, do I hear seven?, seven??, anyone??? ok what about £5m?'
'Oh, we have Sandro Rosell on the phone, he says we should pay them to take him because they are so poor and we are so weak, Im sure we can work something out........next item is Bendtner....'

Could be great fun.

[LDG]

Really don't know

[Hump]

Personally I'd like him to say:

"I am departing from the usual format today, roll VT."

Room darkens and we cut to the Sandra Rossell's private bog where a shady figure not unlike Arsene is seen to defecate in the cistern.

Cut to end credit...


" Fin?"


Arsene,: "I will only be taking questions about the type of film used, the editing software and the red meat I had been eating for three days before shooting the film."

[LDG]

I reckon he might try and sell the players in a live tv auction, could be a great business opportunity.

'First up, we have Denilson, great little brazillian, can pass a thousand times a game - sideways. Ve vill start the bidding at £6m, do I hear seven?, seven??, anyone??? ok what about £5m?'
'Oh, we have Sandro Rosell on the phone, he says we should pay them to take him because they are so poor and we are so weak, Im sure we can work something out........next item is Bendtner....'

Could be great fun.

[LDG]

Personally I'd like him to say:

"I am departing from the usual format today, roll VT."

Room darkens and we cut to the Sandra Rossell's private bog where a shady figure not unlike Arsene is seen to defecate in the cistern.

Cut to end credit...


" Fin?"


Arsene,: "I will only be taking questions about the type of film used, the editing software and the red meat I had been eating for three days before shooting the film."

And again

[Darth Vela]

Firstly, is there really a press conference or are you just trying to influence the papers again?

Secondly, I would think it'll be unveiling one or two players and maybe talking about a few outs (not the ones we don't want to go, everybody else), any questions asked about others will be dealt with in a vague 'we can't really talk about that' kind of way.

Thirdly, I reckon Ivan will be too busy to attend (or at least he'd better be) and Stan won't be arsed so it'll be Arsene plus maybe Eboue to distract anyone who asks difficult questions.

[Cripps_orig]

Firstly, is there really a press conference or are you just trying to influence the papers again?

Yes, its at 7pm.