Firstly, is there really a press conference or are you just trying to influence the papers again?

Secondly, I would think it'll be unveiling one or two players and maybe talking about a few outs (not the ones we don't want to go, everybody else), any questions asked about others will be dealt with in a vague 'we can't really talk about that' kind of way.

Thirdly, I reckon Ivan will be too busy to attend (or at least he'd better be) and Stan won't be arsed so it'll be Arsene plus maybe Eboue to distract anyone who asks difficult questions.