Friday's press conference

[LDG]

It's the whole "waiting period" thing that's annoyed me, he knows we had a bad season, he knows the fans were not happy at all and yet he just seems to be happy sitting there twiddling his thumbs.

I don't see any genuine reason as to why we'd have to wait till the end of July, if we want someone we bid for them, if the club says no and we won't pay more we move on to someone else...it's simple...Ferguson hasn't had any problems signing players.

We had the same thing with Baptista a few years back (ok he turned out sh*t but that's not the point), he sat there waiting for a player that was never going to come (he said as much) for no reason and in the end the inevitable happened.

The problem with Wenger is he's not proactive at all, people can sugercoat his behaviour with regards transfers if they like, but we know from experience what he's like.

We don't know he's sat twiddling his thumbs though do we...and this is my point.

Stop listening to him if it riles you up.

I stopped listening to the cunt about 4 years ago, because he talks utter bollocks half the time. He's fielding questions with vague pre-concieved answers like a politician on question time.

Stop listening to him.

[Toronto Gooner]

Have we had the press conference? Did I sleep through it?

[Master Splinter]

Have we had the press conference? Did I sleep through it?

It starts at 7pm GMT.

[Hump]

Yep, the big news is we've signed Carl Jenkinson and we'll add to the squad if we find the right quality.

[Hump]

GMT or BST?

[Toronto Gooner]

Thanks, I can go back to enjoying Canada Day. BTW, why have we got Will and Kate over here. Has Britain got bored of them already?

[Master Splinter]

Thanks, I can go back to enjoying Canada Day. BTW, why have we got Will and Kate over here. Has Britain got bored of them already?

We have to put with constant shots of Kate's sister at Wimbledon. I'd prefer Prince Philip.

[Niall_Quinn]

Yes there is a conference on Friday.

What i would like to see is the music from the start of the x-factor/that redman song playing, all the lights dim, just a long enough pause as the music grows quiet...footsteps.....a door opening....Arsene Wenger...followed by Karim Benzema....followed by Moussa Sissokho....followed by the giant frame of Chris Samba.....followed by Gervinho.

Wenger aproaches the stand and gives the finger to the lips "shhhhhhhh" sign, he holds up a board, we squint to read it, it says....Rosicky, Denilson, Eboue, Clichy, bendtner all have gone.

Wenger then points to his new guys, gives a thumbs up to them and then simply utters "fuck the haters" and walks away, back into the private rooms...

If that happens then Wenger can fuck off and die, fancy not signing Cahill!

[Hump]

They trying for a baby over there because they can't shag over here because the paparazzi puts Will off his stroke. I understand that they will be using the Beckham naming protocol. Princess Norval has a ring to it, doesn't it.

[Toronto Gooner]

They trying for a baby over there because they can't shag over here because the paparazzi puts Will off his stroke. I understand that they will be using the Beckham naming protocol. Princess Norval has a ring to it, doesn't it.

Could be worse: Prince Yellowknife might produce a few knowing smiles.