Friday's press conference

[Flavs]

Yes there is a conference on Friday.

What i would like to see is the music from the start of the x-factor/that redman song playing, all the lights dim, just a long enough pause as the music grows quiet...footsteps.....a door opening....Arsene Wenger...followed by Karim Benzema....followed by Moussa Sissokho....followed by the giant frame of Chris Samba.....followed by Gervinho.

Wenger aproaches the stand and gives the finger to the lips "shhhhhhhh" sign, he holds up a board, we squint to read it, it says....Rosicky, Denilson, Eboue, Clichy, bendtner all have gone.

Wenger then points to his new guys, gives a thumbs up to them and then simply utters "fuck the haters" and walks away, back into the private rooms...

[Ollie the Optimist]

Yes there is a conference on Friday.

What i would like to see is the music from the start of the x-factor/that redman song playing, all the lights dim, just a long enough pause as the music grows quiet...footsteps.....a door opening....Arsene Wenger...followed by Karim Benzema....followed by Moussa Sissokho....followed by the giant frame of Chris Samba.....followed by Gervinho.

Wenger aproaches the stand and gives the finger to the lips "shhhhhhhh" sign, he holds up a board, we squint to read it, it says....Rosicky, Denilson, Eboue, Clichy, bendtner all have gone.

Wenger then points to his new guys, gives a thumbs up to them and then simply utters "fuck the haters" and walks away, back into the private rooms...

i actually laughed loudly there. taht would be so awesome if he did

[ElusiveGooner]

Yes there is a conference on Friday.

What i would like to see is the music from the start of the x-factor/that redman song playing, all the lights dim, just a long enough pause as the music grows quiet...footsteps.....a door opening....Arsene Wenger...followed by Karim Benzema....followed by Moussa Sissokho....followed by the giant frame of Chris Samba.....followed by Gervinho.

Wenger aproaches the stand and gives the finger to the lips "shhhhhhhh" sign, he holds up a board, we squint to read it, it says....Rosicky, Denilson, Eboue, Clichy, bendtner all have gone.

Wenger then points to his new guys, gives a thumbs up to them and then simply utters "fuck the haters" and walks away, back into the private rooms...

If only....

[Niall_Quinn]

Yes there is a conference on Friday.

What i would like to see is the music from the start of the x-factor/that redman song playing, all the lights dim, just a long enough pause as the music grows quiet...footsteps.....a door opening....Arsene Wenger...followed by Karim Benzema....followed by Moussa Sissokho....followed by the giant frame of Chris Samba.....followed by Gervinho.

Wenger aproaches the stand and gives the finger to the lips "shhhhhhhh" sign, he holds up a board, we squint to read it, it says....Rosicky, Denilson, Eboue, Clichy, bendtner all have gone.

Wenger then points to his new guys, gives a thumbs up to them and then simply utters "fuck the haters" and walks away, back into the private rooms...

If that happens then Wenger can fuck off and die, fancy not signing Cahill!