Anyway ignoring the kids

Wouldn't it be funny if Stan came in this week sacked Wenger and his staff and told the board they would all be replaced as soon as the lockdown ends. Then he replaced Wenger with some random bloke we don't expect and put all his own men on the board.

Or

he comes in and announces that over a vodka and a cigar him and Usmanov have kissed and made up and decided to buy the whole club outright and still sack the manager and all the staff/most of the players.

Or

as largely expected Stan will state his backing for Wenger and nothing will change and this time next year we will be having this exact same conversation but after getting knocked out of the Europa League instead of the champs.