This Weekend's Fixtures & Midweek Fixtures (28/29/30 Apr/ 01/02 May).

[Niall_Quinn]

Stop bumming Fergie, NQ.

Money's good, sorry.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jones.

Completely wiped out by Yaya.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Doesn't even go out for the throw

[Syn]

We did

We won a title with Ashley Cole. Clichy might've made a few appearances but he was obviously not a main figure in the team. He has been a main figure in this Man City side.

But well done, there's another Internet win to add to your collection.

[Dennis Bendtner]

What a pass by Toure.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rooney awards himself another freekick.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rooney hasn't been booked all season?!

[Cripps_orig]

We won a title with Ashley Cole. Clichy might've made a few appearances but he was obviously not a main figure in the team. He has been a main figure in this Man City side.

But well done, there's another Internet win to add to your collection.

Such a whiny little bitch you are these days

[Niall_Quinn]

Lol, Rooney has not been booked all season. Canyou fucking believe that?

[Cripps_orig]

Rooney hasn't been booked all season?!

Yup tis true