This Weekend's Fixtures & Midweek Fixtures (28/29/30 Apr/ 01/02 May).

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Not sure Ngibbles but Alan Carr's dad is the special one tbf.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Cisse .

What does a Must Get™ evolve into?

Charizard.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Not sure Ngibbles but Alan Carr's dad is the special one tbf.

We need a sweepstake for when Mike Ashley inevitably screws up.

Ground share with Sunderland would probably do it.

[Marc Overmars]

The 2 worst possible results FFS.

If we don't beat Norwich we're in big trouble.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ther 2 worst possible results FFS.

If we don't beat Norwich we're in big trouble.

I think Chelsea winning would've been worse for us. I don't think the Barcodes will beat Citeh and Everton.

[Syn]

Cisse .

What does a Must Get™ evolve into?

He is a player we like.

He is one of many players we look at.

If an opportunity arises, we will consider it.

[Xhaka Can’t]

We have just about the easiest run-in you could hope for. Guaranteed 6 points even if we take it lightly.

You say that, but I'm about to get beaten by Fakeyank.

I should manage Arsenal.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Cisse .What does a Must Get™ evolve into?

We'll see if the Beast Kompany can Contain him lol.

[Marc Overmars]

I think Chelsea winning would've been worse for us. I don't think the Barcodes will beat Citeh and Everton.

True, but my main fear is now finishing 4th and having to bank on a Bayern win. It's in our hands of course but this is too close for comfort now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

True, but my main fear is now finishing 4th and having to bank on a Bayern win. It's in our hands of course but this is too close for comfort now.

Unfortunately we can't vote Chelsea out of the Champions League. If football wasn't so bloody stupid (read unpredictable) we wouldn't have to worry about this scenario.

Also,

Ouch.