West Bromwich Albion v Arsenal - Sunday 13 May - 15:00 (No other scores please).

[Flavs]

Without him where Whack:

[Letters]

Let's do it for Jack.
Come on let's attack.
Cos we need him back.
There's nothing he lack.
He certainly isn't cack.
His missus has a nice rack.
He shouldn't get the sack.
He's sharp as a tack.
Other players he whack.
He's better than Chammakh.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Let's do it for Jack.
Come on let's attack.
Cos we need him back.
There's nothing he lack.
He certainly isn't cack.
His missus has a nice rack.
He shouldn't get the sack.
He's sharp as a tack.
Other players he whack.
He's better than Chammakh.

He loves Gossip Girl but cut him some slack.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Come on Arsenal!

Arsene wenger our number 1
He is our chosen 1
Arsene wenger the greatest 1 we have seen
Arsene wenger the one we choose
Arsene wenger the one we trust
Arsene wenger will never make us go bust
Arsene wenger our number 1
Its Arsene Arsene wenger
We trust you wenger to get a win
We know you wont throw it in the bin
You have managed 900 games for us so far, please do more
Youre so cool like literally like hardcore
Its like scream if you want to see more
Arsene wenger i love that you sign the young talent you the best at that
You always know whats best
Better then the rest
You never give up
Arsene wenger who always gives it his best
Thank you so much wenger for all you have done keep it up and dont change a thing!!!

[Coney]

He loves Gossip Girl but cut him some slack.

His missus has a crack
He likes good craic.
etc.

(God, I'm bored).

[radford78]

Going to be a very nervous Sunday for us. surely the defence against Norwich (and that was our best defensive line up) will not turn up again!!! Jenkinson in for Sagna?? Maybe that is a bit too much - we threw him in in the 2-8 loss at Man. Utd. Hopefully the Ox will start and Ramsey will be left as far away from the team as possible, he really has been rubbish lately. 3-0 victory to us and 3rd spot secured!!!!

[Syn]

If I got paid £60k a week regardless of whether I could beat a pub team I wouldn't be nervous. This is getting ridiculous. Here's what we should do: score early in the game. Then - you know that usual thing of creating another 17 chances in our powerplay and converting none? Let's not do that. Instead let's double our lead before half time. Then you know that thing where we push forward and look for a third and the opposition counters and flukes one in that loops over szczesny? Let's not do that either. Fucks sake. £60k a week, give me a go, I'd get the job done. It's really not hard. I guarantee I could play the CM role better. And if I'm getting embarrassed, I'd at least make myself useful and snap odemwingie. Absolute bunch of mongs. Learn the score, lads.

[Joker]

Wenger believes it will be a "quiet summer", and thinks getting the likes of England midfielder Jack Wilshere - who has not kicked a ball in anger this season - fit again will be just as important as any new signings.

"Another way to strengthen for us is to get Wilshere and [Abou] Diaby, who didn't play at all the whole season," said Wenger.

"You look at the number of players - we have 34 players when they all come back. That means you have to pay nine not to play."

WUMger

[Olivier's xmas twist]

If I got paid £60k a week regardless of whether I could beat a pub team I wouldn't be nervous. This is getting ridiculous. Here's what we should do: score early in the game. Then - you know that usual thing of creating another 17 chances in our powerplay and converting none? Let's not do that. Instead let's double our lead before half time. Then you know that thing where we push forward and look for a third and the opposition counters and flukes one in that loops over szczesny? Let's not do that either. Fucks sake. £60k a week, give me a go, I'd get the job done. It's really not hard. I guarantee I could play the CM role better. And if I'm getting embarrassed, I'd at least make myself useful and snap odemwingie. Absolute bunch of mongs. Learn the score, lads.

Too many pussy's in the EPL thats the problem. Go to the lower leagues and thats where the real footie is.