Super Super Quality Transfer Speculation & Shit

[GP]

He's perfect for us then, and hey are you Black?

No, he's from Sri Lanka

[Flavs]

Van Persie to Chelsea. You heard it here first, his family are settled in London so he doesnt want to leave but he wants to win things, get paid a shit load and play for a team that is going places. Makes sense Chelsea would be for him really, especially after signing Hazard and Marko Marin already and apparently are in for eitehr Falcao or Hulk as well as a new right back.

Horrific as it would be a small part of me would giggle about it.

[toothless gibbon]

Anyone remember Miguel Veloso ? who was linked to us / United ages ago for £20 million, he is now playing for some crap Portugese team . Overhyped much hahaha

He plays for Genoa.

[Power n Glory]

It makes sense and they're the only major club that needs a striker.

[KSE Comedy Club]

ROBIN VAN PERSIE has been advised to stay at Arsenal — by his MUM.


Indication he might stay ? From the Sun so don't be suprised if those quotes are fake.

Wait,

so, Jose Mourhino is RVP's mother?

Who knew.

[GP]

If he goes to Chelsea he'll be the biggest cunt since Nasri.

Or Flavs.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Have we planned a welcome party for Llorente?

Have we cried over Wenger getting paid well for doing a great job for his employers?

Most importantly, have we had a sighting of "buying a degree off the internet" yet?

Happy FL day.

Athletic Club are proud of their English side so not sure if we should greet him with clichéd Spanish, well, Basque references. Paella is universal though, right?

[Joker]

raphael honigstein ‏@honigstein

Kagawa to MUFC transfer is nearly completed. fee €15m rising to €22m. Sporting director Zorc: "some details tbc". (via Kicker)

I didn't expect to get Hazard but Kagawa would have been a very good signing. The transfer fee is only at most £17.5M, surely we could have afforded that? Of course even if we were in for him, no player interested in trophies would sign for us instead of United.

[Boss]

raphael honigstein ‏@honigstein

Kagawa to MUFC transfer is nearly completed. fee €15m rising to €22m. Sporting director Zorc: "some details tbc". (via Kicker)

I didn't expect to get Hazard but Kagawa would have been a very good signing. The transfer fee is only at most £17.5M, surely we could have afforded that? Of course even if we were in for him, no player interested in trophies would sign for us instead of United.

They will make that 18M back in his first season on shirt sales alone.

ffs, tbh.

[Joker]

They will make that 18M back in his first season on shirt sales alone.

ffs, tbh.

Signing him would have made both commercial and football sense (unlike Park or Inamoto)