Ivan Gazidis

[Fist of Lehmann]

i'm reminded of what Christopher Hitchens said about Jerry Falwell

"If you gave him an enema, what was left afterwards wouldn't fit into a match box!"

If it wouldn't fit into matchbox...surely that means that it's bigger than a matchbox?

[Niall_Quinn]

If it wouldn't fit into matchbox...surely that means that it's bigger than a matchbox?

You need to make allowances for the fact it was Hitchins, if there was something deeply stupid to be said Hitchins was always first on the scene.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

sorry that was attributable to my idiotic haste in writing things without then looking what i've written before publishing

obviously i meant would fit into a matchbox

[Niall_Quinn]

sorry that was attributable to my idiotic haste in writing things without then looking what i've written before publishing

obviously i meant would fit into a matchbox

Not if you had to fit Hitchin's brain in there too. There would be slightly too little space.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

considering he''s been dead six months, your main trouble would be extricating what remained of his brain from the rest of his body

[Niall_Quinn]

considering he''s been dead six months, your main trouble would be extricating what remained of his brain from the rest of his body

Spatula up the anus would be the shortest route.

[jelgoon]

Yeh well - there's still his brother Peter - the most loathed journo on the planet.

You need to make allowances for the fact it was Hitchins, if there was something deeply stupid to be said Hitchins was always first on the scene.