The hobbits are on the move now.
The hobbits are on the move now.
Why does every - yes, every - opening ceremony have to be: a) A bunch of provincial dance troupes "poncing about in soppy hats"
b) Hours of cliched bollocks about the History Of The Nation
c) Both
?
We're opening doors to the world or something. I can't wait for the binge drinking part though.
Cricket
The Shipping Forecast
Wiggins
More cricket
What a ****ing country.
Are they the stacks stolen from Battersea? Maybe Chelsea will get their stadium after all.
Oooh we seem to have been transported oop north circa this afternoon![]()
Society is now one polished horde
Formed by two mighty tribes, the bores and the bored.
"After all, it was the Gunners’ goalkeeper who started the move that culminated in Thomas’ crowning glory. It was Lukic who, in injury time, decided to throw the ball out to Lee Dixon rather than lump it long..."
Tv was on but the sound was down whilst eating
No idea wtf is going on
Whats with all Abraham Lincoln dudes?
Who was the dude that was first out?
As expected, its been shit as all opening ceremonies are