Super Super Quality Transfer Speculation & Shit

[LDG]

Joe Penrose on Twitter: "Just seen Ronaldinho go through customs at the John Lennon airport."

Dietrich Jeffreys on Twitter: "My mates a lorry driver and he's just seen Messi at m62 Liverpool bound service station. Big Mac in hand."

James Cuthbert on Twitter: "My friend's Dad's Brother's Girlfriend who has a Daughter knows someone's Auntie that works at MUFC just seen Kaka. Loan Perhaps?"

These are just so unfunny, it hurts.

I hate deadline day.

It's turd.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

These are just so unfunny, it hurts.

I hate deadline day.

It's turd.

Its only Turd cause we don't spend on that Mrquee signing.

[Joker]

These are just so unfunny, it hurts.

I hate deadline day.

It's turd.

[Dennis Bendtner]

Not heard much about Maoam since yesterday. Would've thought more likely to be kept as third choice unless Wenger has a striker lined up. Chamakh'd probably be alright with that, the ambitionless turd.

[GP]

I like Maoam but my dentist tells me not to eat them.

[LDG]

Its only Turd cause we don't spend on that Mrquee signing.

No.

It's turd, because a bunch of spastics still find it funny to say they've just seen Messi at S****horpe's training ground.

It is pointless.

It isn't funny.

It's a waste of time.

I hate deadline day, because it's full of people in the media performing a really bad patomime. Instead of "he's behind you!" it's "our sources understand!" and instead of "oh no he isn't!", it's "11 hours to the window SLAMS shut".

Just fuck off.

I bet they have some **** in the SS studio who has to stop an interview mid-sentence because some made up person is calling him on his mobile with some important info.

It is utterly cringeworthy.

It is TURD.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

No.

It's turd, because a bunch of spastics still find it funny to say they've just seen Messi at S****horpe's training ground.

It is pointless.

It isn't funny.

It's a waste of time.

I hate deadline day, because it's full of people in the media performing a really bad patomime. Instead of "he's behind you!" it's "our sources understand!" and instead of "oh no he isn't!", it's "11 hours to the window SLAMS shut".

Just fuck off.

I bet they have some **** in the SS studio who has to stop an interview mid-sentence because some made up person is calling him on his mobile with some important info.

It is utterly cringeworth.

It is TURD.

PMSL

[Cripps_orig]

No.

It's turd, because a bunch of spastics still find it funny to say they've just seen Messi at S****horpe's training ground.

It is pointless.

It isn't funny.

It's a waste of time.

I hate deadline day, because it's full of people in the media performing a really bad patomime. Instead of "he's behind you!" it's "our sources understand!" and instead of "oh no he isn't!", it's "11 hours to the window SLAMS shut".

Just fuck off.

I bet they have some **** in the SS studio who has to stop an interview mid-sentence because some made up person is calling him on his mobile with some important info.

It is utterly cringeworthy.

It is TURD.

This

Transfer DLD is something that hasnt interested me for years

[LDG]

Anyway.

Have we signed anyone yet?

[Olivier's xmas twist]

This

Transfer DLD is something that hasnt interested me for years

Is that because the same reasons LDG says or because you know the club won't do nout.