Super Super Quality Transfer Speculation & Shit

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Have to reserve judgement but already getting that sinking feeling.

We don't have enough upfront and are an Arteta injury away from disaster in midfield. How wenger doesn't see this is beyond me.

Same shit, different season. Won't change under this board and this manager.

We'll do a mad dash if we going to sign anyone and i don't expect to here anything before 6 this evening which is when the bendy deal should go through by and a few more.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

VDV arrives in Hamburg for medical, not sure why spuds are letting him go soon after modric tbh.

[Grebbo]

Even then I'd say no for the indignity of going to Chelsea and asking for one of their rejects. Last year Benayoun was justified because he actually helped us finish above them. Getting a big-name has-been off them is embarrassing. Fergie keeps dicking on Wenger, let's postpone AVB as much as we can.

We lost our dignity a long time ago. You can't get any lower than selling your best player, captain and best striker in the league to Man U.

A fucked up Essien is still better than Diaby. Essien with one leg is better than watching an entire season of Diaby (yeah as if he's gonna be fit for an entire season!)

Chelsea's midfield is immense, it pisses all over ours so given the choice of Essien or nothing I'm surprised so many people would rather have nothing (Diaby).

[Grebbo]

VDV arrives in Hamburg for medical, not sure why spuds are letting him go soon after modric tbh.

The theory is they're replacing him with Moutinho

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Scott Sinclair's move to Manchester City is finally complete. We'll bring you more from the champions' latest signing as soon as we have it.
by Chris Harvey 12:19 PM
Sky Sports News' Pete Colley is at Bodymoor Heath and says Aston Villa have dropped their interest in Clint Dempsey as the Fulham midfielder would rather move to Liverpool. The Reds have yet to comment on any move for the American international.
by Chris Harvey 12:17 PM
Nani's price to join Zenit St Peterburg has shortened from 5/1 to 3/1. Is the Man United midfielder heading to Russia? Check out the latest betting odds.

[Dennis Bendtner]

Park has completed his loan to Celta

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Gutted to see @NDJ_Official leave, not just a great player but a massive personality in the dressing room.JoleonLescottvia twitter on Aug 31, 2012 at 12:22 PM

[Olivier's xmas twist]

The theory is they're replacing him with Moutinho

Maybe.

We lost our dignity a long time ago. You can't get any lower than selling your best player, captain and best striker in the league to Man U.

A fucked up Essien is still better than Diaby. Essien with one leg is better than watching an entire season of Diaby (yeah as if he's gonna be fit for an entire season!)

Chelsea's midfield is immense, it pisses all over ours so given the choice of Essien or nothing I'm surprised so many people would rather have nothing (Diaby).

True, i suppose signing Silvestre showed that, but getting Essien would be an embarresment, lets just go raid malaga and get someone who can do what he can.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Scouse kids on SSN.

A disgrace they were.

[LDG]

Moutinho is joining the ****s.