Super Super Quality Transfer Speculation & Shit

[AKBapologist]

War Chest

[Japan Shaking All Over]

lol...I'd be happy with Dempsey and Tiote

I'd be happy with Morcombe and Wise

[Olivier's xmas twist]

People expecting us to do something

Remy to chavs close but hit a snag, then Sturridge allowed out on loan. Say talk sport sources.

[AKBapologist]

Essien on loans looking pretty good right now... as opposed to sweet FA.

[Niall_Quinn]

Did we not have a "war chest" to spend before this summer even began? We must have had around 20-30m in free cash.

Essentially we've spent fuck all.

Where is the money going?

Yes, £30mill as always. £30mill every year. The money goes on the balance sheet to keep the share price rising so Stan can fuck Alisher hard when he cashes out. In many ways you could say Stan is a heroic figure because Ali is a bit of a thieving, murdering shitbag and deserves it hard up the shitter. Football can't always be about football. Sometime it has to be all about private individuals.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Sky Sports understands that Liverpool and Tottenham Hotspur have both lodged deadline day bids for Clint Dempsey.
by Lewis Rutledge 5:44 PM

[Niall_Quinn]

I'd be happy with Morcombe and Wise

Not a bad shout, they are already dead so we couldn't kill them if we signed somebody decent later on.

[AKBapologist]

All clubs are asked if they'll do business so that the FA can prepare accordingly - Apparently, Arsenal informed the FA no deals will be done.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Malaga have announced that they have completed the signing of Javier Saviola from Benfica on a free transfer.

I remember him.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

All clubs are asked if they'll do business so that the FA can prepare accordingly - Apparently, Arsenal informed the FA no deals will be done.

Smoke screen tbh.