Dear Wenger.... ;)

[Master Splinter]

Wenger responds:

Defiant Wenger Bullish Ahead Of New Season

Arsene Wenger believes he has a squad ready to challenge on all fronts this season. Even if no new players arrive at The Emirates stadium.

The Arsenal manager has lost key players again this summer in Robin van Persie and Alexandre Song, but he is convinced new signings Lukas Podolski, Olivier Giroud, Santi Cazorla, along with the emergence of young talents and returning players will ensure a fine season.

Speaking to French sports broadcaster DNF, Wenger was in ebullient form.

"They say buy, buy, buy. But we buy. And they still say buy. It is difficult to understand. But we have bought. And we may buy more.

"If there is top, top, top, top quality available, the we of course are little bit curious. We are always interested in top, top, top, top quality and they are interested in us. As well you know there are many players who love Arsenal. It will surprise you how many players. But do we buy? It is not always about buying.

Wenger has faith that his young charges will repay his faith and is not sure if he will buy. He is particularly proud of the emerging British contingent.

"If we buy another player for the midfield area, what do we do to Oxlade-Chamberlain and Ramsey? I cannot tell you. But maybe we kill them. You must see of course as well Diaby and Wilshere are like new signings. These boys are the future of Arsenal. They are young and British and we train them in the Arsenal way. If we kill them now there is a 44/58 chance that you cannot convince people you are a good rehabilitation centre.

The Frenchman is also surprised by the lack of overall activity this summer.

"If I told you we would be the busiest club this summer you would not believe me! Of course QPR have bought little bit job lot but they do not operate in the real world. In the real world I must tell you we have been exceptionally busy. Manchester City and Chelsea and PSG and Liverpool and West Ham have bought players but apart from those clubs and Manchester United and Blackburn and Tottenham it is a very quiet market. There is no movement.

"You have a saying in England: the early bird catches the worm. But if one bird travels with only sweat and cannot catch the super quality worm, it is perhaps because the other bird travels with petrol and clears out the forest. Is the other bird Manchester City? There is a small possibility.

One thing Wenger will confirm going into the weekend clash with Liverpool is the imminent return of Bacary Sagna and Jack Wilshere.

"Sagna has a little fibula. He will return after the international break. But we do not like to say exactly when. Tuesday the 18th. 2-3 weeks.

"Wilshere? I do not know him."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/arsenal/

[Marc Overmars]

That's so convincing I actually had to click the link to make sure it wasn't real.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Dear fans, please stfu, I have spent over 35m this summer. Regards, AW.

Dear Wenger hope you realise that the way your going Not alot of fans will be renewing season tickets for next season ans they see through yours and the boards games and are sick of this shit.

[Dicks and chicks]

i just cannot believe this shit.

[Niall_Quinn]

i just cannot believe this shit.

You must have fantastic belief and a little bit spirit (maybe half a bottle)

[Olivier's xmas twist]

i just cannot believe this shit.

Thought you gave up

[Dicks and chicks]

Thought you gave up

i have but i still can't believe this shit!

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Dear Arsene,

You have the composed stoicism of Comical Ali, you claim victory whilst your Empire crumbles around you. Many people would not have the courage and effrontery to collect a pay cheque on a continuous basis when they have proved as incompetent as yourself. Like Adolf Hitler you have single handedly tried to control everything because you do not trust/disregard others and watch as your enemies overwhelm you, but you use propaganda to make yourself the victor.
The people that once worshipped you, now despise you....balk in disgust and embarrassment at everything you say....you are nothing but a joke that's in very poor taste and invariably at other people's expense.
We turned against you when you took Oxlade-Chamberlain off for Arshavin, and yet you don't seem to care how we have no respect for you anymore and regard you as little more than a mouth-piece for corporate greed and a disheveled parody of your former self.

[Niall_Quinn]

Dear Stan,

How are things with you? Die in a fire you ****.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Dear Arsene,

You have the composed stoicism of Comical Ali, you claim victory whilst your Empire crumbles around you. Many people would not have the courage and effrontery to collect a pay cheque on a continuous basis when they have proved as incompetent as yourself. Like Adolf Hitler you have single handedly tried to control everything because you do not trust/disregard others and watch as your enemies overwhelm you, but you use propaganda to make yourself the victor.
The people that once worshipped you, now despise you....balk in disgust and embarrassment at everything you say....you are nothing but a joke that's in very poor taste and invariably at other people's expense.
We turned against you when you took Oxlade-Chamberlain off for Arshavin, and yet you don't seem to care how we have no respect for you anymore and regard you as little more than a mouth-piece for corporate greed and a disheveled parody of your former self.

Its a shame what once was a great man will leave with hate by the fans who used to love him. AW is really spoiling what he built up.