Gervinho it's official!

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

But you'll be watching Hoof-Cross-Ponytail football all season.

So the stands.

Hoof-cross-ponytail-goal will do me fine.

Pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-collapse isn't so good either.

[Master Splinter]

Pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-collapse isn't so good either.

Infinitely more entertaining though.

Especially the reactions it emits on messageboards.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Hoof-cross-ponytail-goal will do me fine.

Pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-collapse isn't so good either.

with Denilson can you can cut the number of '-pass-' by half and maybe the 'collapse' part bearing in mind Eboue stays on the bench

[Niall_Quinn]

Hoof-cross-ponytail-goal will do me fine.

Pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-pass-collapse isn't so good either.

Total over-reaction as usual. Our passing hasn't been as good as that for years.