Transfer News, Rumours and Bollocks Thread

[fakeyank]

If anyone needed further proof of how much of a rag the BBC website/ceefax is now:


http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/14257162.stm

He's been injured, like all the other non-Bendtner/Almunia players, but the BBC make it a headline story. We all know he wants to go, but that doesn't require every situation to be wrung into another cheap story. Sky are probably more respectable now.

Dont hate n***a!

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

modric is one of the most overrated players ive ever seen. hardly scores, hardly sets up goals, scores 1 wonderful goal a season and thats played back 100 times over the season so everyone says hes world class. utter shit. hes small and lightweight. oh and looks like a kiddy fiddler.

[Injury Time]

modric is one of the most overrated players ive ever seen. hardly scores, hardly sets up goals, scores 1 wonderful goal a season and thats played back 100 times over the season so everyone says hes world class. utter shit. hes small and lightweight. oh and looks like a kiddy fiddler.

Sound like he'd fit in perfectly, go Arsene Eboues tiger suit and bag of scampi fries should secure his services...

[Coney]

In the past 3 seasons Modric has a whopping 12 goals and 16 assists for the Spuds.
Fabregas has a paltry 31 goals and 43 assists for us.

He must be a cunt (tm)

[Darth Vela]

modric is one of the most overrated players ive ever seen. hardly scores, hardly sets up goals, scores 1 wonderful goal a season and thats played back 100 times over the season so everyone says hes world class. utter shit. hes small and lightweight. oh and looks like a kiddy fiddler.

I don't want to defend THEM but Modric is a class act, might not score that many goals or get that many assists but he creates space with his play and knows how to control a game, important things in CMs imo.

He is really ugly though, agreed on that point.

[Injury Time]

He's their Hleb, he assists the assister. Also doubles as Nasris lesbian lover.

Ah right, now I see.

[Darth Vela]

Glad I could help clarify.

Poor Samir, no wonder he wants to leave London.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

I don't want to defend THEM but Modric is a class act, might not score that many goals or get that many assists but he creates space with his play and knows how to control a game, important things in CMs imo.

He is really ugly though, agreed on that point.

hes an overrated piece of shite. made to stand out in a shit team. opens up a bit of space and thats it. cant tackle, has no strength, no real pace. he's just different to all the other shit players they have so gets all the attention for being 'technically gifted'.

[AKBapologist]

http://football-talk.co.uk/31865/avb...ining-chelsea/

Chelsea boss Andrea Villa-Boas has confirmed the club are unlikely to move for Belgian wonderkid Romelu Lukaku.

The Anderlecht teenager was linked with a £20million move to*the Premier League*this summer with both Arsenal and Chelsea interested, but the new Blues boss has confirmed the club already have enough firepower.

However, the former Porto man spoke admirable about the 18-year old but believes a move for the Belgian could effect the balance within the squad.

"Lukaku had a magnificent season in Belgium," he said.

"We are pondering every decision because we don't want to go into the market and make mistakes.

"We have plenty of availability in terms of forwards who can play in different positions - with (Nicolas) Anelka, with (Salomon) Kalou, Didier, Torres and (Daniel) Sturridge.

"This is the reality at the moment of our squad. We need to find the correct balance and this is why pre-season is important.

"On that decision, to bring in another forward, at the moment I don't think we will."

[milla]

SAMIR NASRI is happy to sit out his Arsenal contract and quit for nothing next summer.

The French midfielder has told Gunners team-mates he definitely will NOT sign a new deal at the club.

He will snub the £115,000-a-week contract being offered by Arsenal in the hope of forcing a £20million move to Manchester City.

Nasri, who travelled to Germany yesterday for a friendly against Cologne this afternoon, has told club pals he would still be happy to stay at the Emirates for the final year of his contract.

Asked last night whether Nasri's future at Arsenal is sorted, boss Arsene Wenger said: "Not completely but I want him to stay. He knows that.

"Hopefully we can sort that out in the coming weeks."

During Arsenal's recent tour of the Far East, Wenger said he was hopeful both Nasri and Cesc Fabregas would stay.

Nasri was then offered the massive £115,000-a-week deal but has been quick to turn it down.

If the Frenchman sits tight and sees out his current contract, then Fabregas is likely to finally move to Barcelona.

However, if Nasri's ultimatum to Arsenal forces through the move to City, Fabregas may have to spend another year at the Emirates.

Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...#ixzz1SuwTcX00

Another shit from The Sun.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...on-a-free.html