Kroenke vs Redknapp would be interesting. Who could shovel money out of the club fastest? The all consuming intergalactic leech versus the ducking and diving, bobbing and weaving used car salesman. And if we think we have shit in the team now it would be nothing compared to the crap Arry would bring in.

I'd disconnect myself from the club in every way if such an unlikely event were to happen. From being caught by the spuds to actually becoming the spuds, that would be too much.

Morgan obviously isn't a genuine fan.