Pep the Muppet and Other Citeh Shit

[Marc Overmars]

I guess he wants to ship out the deadwood he didn't sign like Bellamy and Adebayor.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

They can only do that on loan deals though, realistically.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

I guess he wants to ship out the deadwood he didn't sign like Bellamy and Adebayor.

Well he is going to have a harder job then Wenger, i mean who is want to leave all those big wages behind to get less.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Diego Forlan believes former Atletico Madrid team-mate Sergio Aguero should have joined Chelsea rather than Manchester City.

Argentina ace Aguero left the Vicente Calderon for City earlier this week in a £38million deal after being linked with a string of Europe's leading clubs.

Forlan wishes the 23-year-old well but believes he would have been better off holding out for a move to Andre Villas Boas' Blues instead.

"It was no real surprise to see him leave, but I thought it would have been to a different club," the former Manchester United forward told The People.


"Chelsea's game and squad are more suited to his style.

"And of course I am a Manchester United fan, so his decision to move to City is also painful for me."

Forlan also offers a note of caution for Aguero, having struggled to make an impact himself at United before hitting form in Spain with Villarreal and then Atletico.

Killer
The Uruguay ace added: "I know City are now one of the big clubs in England, so I wish Sergio luck.

"But I know from my own time in England that the Premier League is not like La Liga.

"The key for him will be how he adapts to the style of the game and also the country.

"He can be a success because he is a star... he can be a king at any club.

"The best asset of Aguero is the number of goals he scores, and when he scores them. He is a killer and could also destroy many defenders with his dribbles.

"Personally, it is bad news to me because I will now miss a big companion in attack at Atletico.

"He is not the tallest, but that is not a problem, and neither is the hardness of the English defenders.

"I do not know if (Carlos) Tevez will stay at City, but a Tevez-Aguero pairing could be sensational for City. For La Liga, this is all bad news, but for the Premier League, it's a success to have such a player."

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,195...074034,00.html


Folan

[Xhaka Can’t]

Tottenham have just bid for Carlos Tevez, they've offered 200 plasma TV's, 6 carpet rolls and 72 pairs of Reebok classics.

[Coney]

[milla]

Tottenham have just bid for Carlos Tevez, they've offered 200 plasma TV's, 6 carpet rolls and 72 pairs of Reebok classics.

[Cripps_orig]

Gary Cook

That is all

[Marc Overmars]

An email was sent from his iPad taking the piss out of Nedum Onuoha's mum who is suffering from cancer.

Wouldn't surprise me if that odious cunt did send it anyway.