This Weekend's Fixtures (12/13 Jan) & Chelsea vs Southampton (16 Jan).

[Xhaka Can’t]

"The crisp, instant finish from Van Persie was the illustration of a world-class striker right at the top of his game."

He may even be super super quality.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Youngy has a miraculous recovery.

[Niall_Quinn]

I feel like vomiting.

Uh oh, get yourself a preggers test.

[Master Splinter]

First one he's missed in the last 2 years isn't it? He's only gone and done a huge Giroud on the pitch, just to show he's human.

Apart from the 74 sitters he missed towards the end of last season while he was thrashing out a deal with Fergie and preparing his message for you guys, yes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Allen picks the right striker to pass the ball to.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Uh oh, get yourself a preggers test.

I might, because I definitely feel shafted.

[Niall_Quinn]

Youngy has a miraculous recovery.

Raised from the dead.

Utd all over them, even Welbeck looks dangerous.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Welbeck.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

GB's Asexual?

[Niall_Quinn]

Scrub that, Welbeck is getting a lot of the ball but obviously he's not looking dangerous.