Weekend fixtures plus Saints v Everton 19/20/21 January

[Marc Overmars]

Don't think there's enough lasagne on the planet for us to win the CL.

I hear Satan is available this month.

[Niall_Quinn]

I hear Satan is available this month.

We'd ave to sell our soul, again, to get him on board.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fergie moaning about the Rooney pen. He's such a perfectionist. Rooney gets 99 out of 100 appeals but Fergie wants 100

[RomfordPele]

Ferguson savaging linesman. FA charge? Fat chance.

[Joker]

They are great, I fucking love Spurs. Magic team. So much better than those Arsenal ****s.

I never said I loved Spurs I just said they're playing well this season.

[Niall_Quinn]

I never said I loved Spurs I just said they're playing well this season.

Who said you did. Not me.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Standard procedure:

Don't win, criticise officials enough that it deflects the spotlight off the result, take the meagre punishment/much more likely get off with it, rinse and repeat.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Southampton: Boruc, Clyne, Yoshida, Hooiveld, Shaw, Puncheon, Cork, Schneiderlin, Ramirez, Lambert, Do Prado.
Subs: Kelvin Davis, Steven Davis, Rodriguez, Fox, Richardson, Chaplow, De Ridder.

Everton: Howard, Coleman, Jagielka, Distin, Baines, Naismith, Neville, Osman, Pienaar, Jelavic, Fellaini.
Subs: Mucha, Heitinga, Oviedo, Mirallas, Hitzlsperger, Anichebe, Duffy.

Referee: Neil Swarbrick (Lancashire)

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jagielka slides in, did well not to score an own goal.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lambert smacks the post from a freekick!