January Transfers -- Speculation & Shit?

[GP]

Breaking News!!!!!
SSN have reported that Gunners’ contract negotiator Dicky Law has been spotted at The Gynecology and Obstetrics Clinic in Barcelona. Talks are already under way with Villa's representatives consisting of his parents of romany gypsiy decent, who after IVF treatement will be naming their unborn off spring as David Aston Villa. The fee is to believed to be around 2000 Euros per week until the unborn human turns 17. Wenger has certainly pulled of the coup marquee signing of the janaury transfer window.

What the fuck are you on about?

[Syn]

I bet he thought that was very clever when he wrote it.

[Master Splinter]

Bale is at his best running powerfully from the left and crossing. When he moves into other positions, he's erratic to say the least. If both used their talents to their maximum in their careers, Bale would undoubtedly end up being the better player. But at the moment, Bale is merely one of a number of good players in the PL who can sometimes destroy teams and look as useless as Bebe on another day.

[GP]

Do you know how many assists Bale has in the Premier League this season?


One.

[Syn]

Yeah, Adebayor is pretty retarded tbf. Hleb had the same problem with him upfront.

[GP]

Yeah, Adebayor is pretty retarded tbf. Hleb had the same problem with him upfront.

So you're saying Hleb > Bale?

Cool. Coolcoolcool.

[Syn]

So you're saying Hleb > Bale?

Cool. Coolcoolcool.

How does that follow?

[GP]

How does that follow?

Thanks.

[Syn]

Thanks.

for what?

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Well, this thread has digressed. Can't believe we're here praising a dirty pond scum Spufs player.