January Transfers -- Speculation & Shit?

[Maestro]

they'll be stuck at hanger lane for 3 hours. useless roundabout.

Hate that roundabout with a passion

[Niall_Quinn]

I don't get why some retired footballer going to live in Paris for a bit is such big news.

It's MASSIVE, EXPLOSIVE, HUGE! So please keep watching Sky Sports, just watch for the whole day and night and pay close attention to the adverts and you'll be golden.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It can't be long before Natalie Sawyer's gazongas make an appearance.

[Maestro]

Let's run a book on Nacho Man confirmation time..., I say 2305hrs

[Niall_Quinn]

Let's run a book on Nacho Man confirmation time..., I say 2305hrs

Wenger could apply for an extension to see if he can get out of it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Let's run a book on Nacho Man confirmation time..., I say 2305hrs

Little bid midnight.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

It turns out "Martin Samuel" is some guy from some random band, hence the tick.

Still, a few people fell for it. As did someone from the Mirror. Journalism

[Maestro]

Wenger could apply for an extension to see if he can get out of it.

Quite likely knowing Wenget. "We were little bit close to signing someone but ..as you know as well ..."

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kevin Davies could be leaving Bolton, our striking problems could be solved!

[Niall_Quinn]

It turns out "Martin Samuel" is some guy from some random band, hence the tick.

Still, a few people fell for it. As did someone from the Mirror. Journalism

There's more than a good chance some bloke in a band knows a lot more about footie than that fat bastard from the mirror. So this transfer could well be on, provided the real Martin Samuel doesn't confirm it.