January Transfers -- Speculation & Shit?

[Dennis Bendtner]

I don't think Nacho's football ability is the main concern. I googled imaged him and he isn't fat so we should be happy.

[Xhaka Can’t]

tony pulis is a 'deadline day maestro' apparently

wanker.

There is only one 'Maestro'.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Oh dear Sky.

[Niall_Quinn]

There's a woman with a really funny voice on now. Quite entertaining. Shitface claims her window is closed and she likes to get down early.

[Marc Overmars]

Jim White trying to flirt with the Italian journo.

Then they cut him off.

[Dennis Bendtner]

[Traxion]

DAVID VILLA LATEST

Spanish football expert Andy West: "We've not seen David Villa's name mentioned for a while...let's rectify that. The impending loan deal between Ajax and Barcelona for the Catalan club's winger Isaac Cuenca - revealed below by Andy Brassell (20.03) - is another good reason to believe that Villa is NOT moving to the Premier League tonight.

"Cuenca, who has recently returned from a lengthy absence through injury, performs the same left wing role for Barca as Villa, and it's difficult to foresee the Nou Camp club allowing Cuenca to leave if they thought there was any chance of Villa heading to England."

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

[Marc Overmars]

[Xhaka Can’t]