Random Arsenal Shit (When it's not worth starting a thread)

[Xhaka Can’t]

Drinking?

Coke.

Lots and lots of coke.

[Letters]

Sounds like quite an interesting book.

I read Perry Groves' book - he signed it for me and everything.
Seemed OK when I met him, from the book he seemed like a bit of a knob.

[Fist of Lehmann]

Sounds like quite an interesting book.

I read Perry Groves' book - he signed it for me and everything.
Seemed OK when I met him, from the book he seemed like a bit of a knob.

Whenever I see him on Match Choice he reminds me of a mole rat under a hot light bulb.

Bassett is no better.

[Marc Overmars]

Merse.

What a GHEL.

[KSE Comedy Club]

Sounds like quite an interesting book.

I read Perry Groves' book - he signed it for me and everything.
Seemed OK when I met him, from the book he seemed like a bit of a knob.

I've heard you quite like a bit of nob.

[fakeyank]

Murmurs online about Song possibly moving to Chelsea this summer. It'll be a good capture for them, if true..

[Özil's Panoramic View]

"@piersmorgan: Somewhere, Ivan Gazidis is thinking: 'Mmmm, wonder if I can get away with flogging Wilshere for £50m this summer?' #IvanTheTerrible"

Hate him or love him, this bloke says some funny shit.

[Syn]

Hate him or love him, this bloke says some funny shit.

Said no-one ever.

:GP:

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Said no-one ever.

:GP:

[Syn]

I agree with you. I used to think Piers Morgan was just a complete dickhead. But now I think he's a dickhead who's also pretty funny.