Of course not. I want some trophies. Just some shiny, huge trophies. Who cares how they come? I just need them. You see, I've had a failure of a life and I absolutely need to piggyback on the success of my favourite sports team to compensate for that.
I probably won't celebrate it because I won't have any interest left. I'm just struggling to see the point of it. Even if we lose today, I doubt I'll care much. Watching more out of habit than any real enthusiasm. It's a pretty poor game at the top level but I'm struggling to find a sport to replace the void tbh. Need suggestions.