Match Reaction v Spurs

[Cripps_orig]

FOOTBALL
Police confirm they have launched an investigation after an Arsenal supporter threw a banana at Gareth Bale during Sunday's north London derby at White Hart Lane.

A Met Police spokesperson said: "Police are investigating after a banana was thrown on to the pitch from the away section of supporters during the Tottenham Hotspur v Arsenal match at White Hart Lane on Sunday, March 3. There have been no arrests. Enquiries continue to try to identify the suspect."

Arsenal have vowed to ban the culprit for life.

He's probably hoping he is caught so he's banned. Lucky ****

[Özil's Panoramic View]

He's probably hoping he is caught so he's banned. Lucky ****

Wonder what the charges will be?

[Cripps_orig]

Wonder what the charged will be?

No feeding the animals in the zoo charge

[Letters]

Wonder what the charged will be?

ape-sault and battery?
mon(k)ey laundering?
hitting a **** with a banana?

[Lord Nelson]

Wonder what the charges will be?

He will be charged in a Technical Law Term called "throwing a banana at a monkey faced Cu#t"

[selassie]

Wonder what the charges will be?

He has been let out on "Bale"

Boom Boom

[Niall_Quinn]

He's probably hoping he is caught so he's banned. Lucky ****

Looney bin. This is distracting the police from their primary roles, which are revenue generation for the government and victimising victims. Assault with a deadly banana, what will they think of next? Something insane like arresting white collar criminals or senior paedophiles (just kidding).