Deliberate by Vettel on the first lap? He virtually parked the car on the corner. Inevitable outcome given the wet conditions.

Can't blame him for wanting to win the race against Webber though. Why are we getting team orders in race #2 of a long season? Let them race FFS! What does Horner mean when he says it's a team sport? He ultimately means sponsorship money. But there's none of that anyway if the crowd gets bored and pisses off.

Webber came out looking the bigger arsehole to be honest, complaining because he wasn't gifted the win from an off-track decision. He should have just put his foot down and let his driving do the talking. And he was a dick to moan about it on the podium. If he wants the support of the team (who had already secured him the lead by pitting Vettel first and feeding back the tyre info) then he's going about it the wrong way.