Van Persie the fraud

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Because he's meeting the board's (his bosses) objectives.
Top 4 finishes, plenty of money rolling in from the fans and the good people at Sky and UEFA.
Everyone's happy.

Well, everyone but the fans but hey, we're still filling the stadium, buying the shirts and and paying for Sky Sports so who cares about that?

Ok then. But the stadium isn't exactly being filled these, huh? It's obvious we're on a crash course should we continue down this path. Let's see how much longer we'll be finishing top four, and let's so how many more players of worth we're going to have to sell for profit.

Also, it would be interesting to see some credible figures on how our shirt sales have been trending over a few years now.