Summer Transfer Speculation and Shit

[Unai Tea]

wenger has bid 6million for swanseas ashley williams.
After swansea paid 8million for caulker and dont wnt to sell anyway.

Glass of whisky and revolver for Mr Wenger

Based on this summer, I'd be happier with giving him a bucket of warm pish and a rusty spoon.

[Özim]

(daily mirror)
we have bid 6million for swanseas ashley williams.
After swansea paid 8million for caulker and dont want to sell anyway.

Glass of whisky and revolver for Mr Wenger

Christmas at Wenger's house:

Wife asks for iPhone 5, Wenger deems it too expensive and buys an Airphone from China and says it's the quality not the name that matters and that just because it doesn't cost £600 it doesn't mean it's not top class.

[Grebbo]

(daily mirror)
we have bid 6million for swanseas ashley williams.
After swansea paid 8million for caulker and dont want to sell anyway.

Glass of whisky and revolver for Mr Wenger

Caulker went to Cardiff not Swansea.
And we've supposedly bid 300% more than Swansea paid for Michu so it's a pretty good offer if you want to use comparisons.

My problem isn't the bid it's that Williams is not good enough. We should be buying a top class defender, we have the money, not squad fillers.

[Niall_Quinn]

Christmas at Wenger's house - silence. He's at the Emirates trying to light his one lump of goal in the disconnected gas fireplace. Ivan Cratchit is at his desk mourning the death of Tiny Diaby and three defeated ghosts are outside muttering, "That's a seriously tight bastard!"

[Özim]

Caulker went to Cardiff not Swansea.
And we've supposedly bid 300% more than Swansea paid for Michu so it's a pretty good offer if you want to use comparisons.

My problem isn't the bid it's that Williams is not good enough. We should be buying a top class defender, we have the money, not squad fillers.

6 million quid is peanuts, you get kids for that, we'll never sign one of their first teamers for that kind of money. I don't want him anyway.

[Grebbo]

6 million quid is peanuts, you get kids for that, we'll never sign one of their first teamers for that kind of money. I don't want him anyway.

I don't want him either.

[Niall_Quinn]

Better to have nobody than bring in more shite. It'll be tough for any player who isn't quality because the expectations were so high. Just get Henry and Benayoun back on loan and be done with it.

[Özim]

I don't want him either.

That's not good news, we have a habit of signing players none of the fans want us to sign.

[Niall_Quinn]

That's not good news, we have a habit of signing players none of the fans want us to sign.

Okay, we definitely want him then. But we want Gareth Barry even more.

[Grebbo]

Better to have nobody than bring in more shite. It'll be tough for any player who isn't quality because the expectations were so high. Just get Henry and Benayoun back on loan and be done with it.

Yeah I agree, no point buying more shite during the supermarket sweep that is transfer deadline day. Our current team should be the squad fillers. We need world class players or there's no point in signing anyone.