Arsenal v Aston Villa - Saturday 17 August - 15:00

[Japan Shaking All Over]

It's almost as if this was pre-ordained to ensure Wenger actually buys goes on a last-gasp trolley dash.

you are right.....this year Old Trafford day has come early......brace yourself guys

[Grebbo]

Supermarket sweep time

[Niall_Quinn]

Here's who else can fuck off - Giroud and Walcott. They are fucking pointless players.

[Özim]

This is a bit like the 8-2 a while back when he went on a massive panic buying spree. The f*cker will probably do it again and buy more duds, he just can't be trusted.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Worst of all is that morale amongst the squad is going to be at rockbottom. Just what we need heading into a crucial CL qualifier against Fernabache.

Angry and depressed.

[Power n Glory]

He's an embarrassment and he'll leave in shame. He won't handle the criticism and we'll see the spiky, petulant Wenger come out. Stan will need to get rid of him before it gets toxic.

[Munchies]

Sagan off

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Fucking computer shut down by itself.

Even it seems to have had enough of this pile of crap.

[Niall_Quinn]

He's an embarrassment and he'll leave in shame. He won't handle the criticism and we'll see the spiky, petulant Wenger come out. Stan will need to get rid of him before it gets toxic.

And then if Stan could drop dead after that it would be great.

[cheesy bites]

Here's who else can fuck off - Giroud and Walcott. They are fucking pointless players.

Yeah that's great, make a threadbare squad even more barren and remove goals from the team too.