Marseille v Arsenal 19:45 18/09/13 Sky Sports

[Master Splinter]

I have never seen them play. Therefore they are utter shit.

You have to wait until they misplace a pass in pre-season and then use that as an eternal reference point for their shitness.

Cripps will be missed.

We have Ach.

But I'm not in the business of criticising one limbo-bound poster to praise another.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Why was Cripps banned?

Have yet to see his particular infraction against the message board.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

You have to wait until they misplace a pass in pre-season and then use that as an eternal reference point for their shitness.

Cripps will be missed.

We have Ach.

But I'm not in the business of criticising one limbo-bound poster to praise another.

See this is why you are the best poster on this messageboard; I was unsure who Cripps was but now I am fully aware of who he is.

As an unbiased and reasonable gooner, should I put tomatoes in my sandwiches tomorrow?

[Letters]

As an unbiased and reasonable gooner, should I put tomatoes in my sandwiches tomorrow?

Probably not. If it's with ham then tomatoes are acceptable, if unneccesary

[GP]

Tomatoes

Awful fruit

[LDG]

I find them best with Cheese and Mayo in a sandwich. Or BLT.

Did you know the T in BLT stands for tomato?

[Letters]

I find them best with Cheese and Mayo in a sandwich. Or BLT.

Did you know the T in BLT stands for tomato?

You should go on QI with that level of trivia.