Transfer News, Rumours and Bollocks Thread

[KSE Comedy Club]

Apparently we have £90m to spend and that's the best we can get?

Thats fuckin terrible tbh.

Jags doesnt want to come here, he's pretty much made that clear and arteta is injury prone and a bit shit.

As things stand currently, were fucked.

[Ralpheroo72]

We are fucked. With our past history in negotiating transfers in with Gazidis as chief negotiator, what can we realistically hope to achieve in 1 week? This club has gone to the dogs, and some cunt on that board, needs to come clean with the fans.

[Niall_Quinn]

and some cunt on that board, needs to come clean with the fans

Essential if they don't want a meltdown in the coming months.

[The Verminator]

Essential if they don't want a meltdown in the coming months.

You're not daring to say the fans might hit back and abstain from buying a pie on matchday are you NQ?!

[Grebbo]

Apparently we have £90m to spend and that's the best we can get?

All that money but when you leave until the last minute nobody decent wants to join.

If I were Wenger I'd be begging players like Hazard to join by saying "look at my track record, in 2 yrs time you'll be playing for either the greatest Barca team of all time or on £200k pw at City"

Wenger may as well play to his strengths.

[fakeyank]

All that money but when you leave until the last minute nobody decent wants to join.

If I were Wenger I'd be begging players like Hazard to join by saying "look at my track record, in 2 yrs time you'll be playing for either the greatest Barca team of all time or on £200k pw at City"

Wenger may as well play to his strengths.

[Niall_Quinn]

You're not daring to say the fans might hit back and abstain from buying a pie on matchday are you NQ?!

Not saying things should be taken this far, but there are other less drastic steps available.

[Flavs]

Lansbury to Blackburn and Bendtner to eitehr newcastle or Werder Bremen tonight tomorrow morning latest. hence they havent travelled to Italy.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

shit what am I doing with my life.......sitting up until 1am looking at the news/GW.......wake up at 7am look at the news/GW........sit in front of my computer at work looking at the news/GW.......travel on the train checking the news/GW on my phone

and what is happening fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu#kin nuffink........to be expected I suppose, will wait till after tonight but then......I have a feeling I may just kill someone........

and whose fault is it?

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Lansbury to Blackburn and Bendtner to eitehr newcastle or Werder Bremen tonight tomorrow morning latest. hence they havent travelled to Italy.

what the hell........I know we were talking of wanting a clear out but we surely cant lose any other players.......I mean Nic is not flavour of the month but with Nas gone we need every attacking option we can get......his deal as Per exchange (the cheap option) written all over it - we can only hope that it is not to save money for anything else but spunking it some massive signings

(tactic for tonight - 10 across the half way line in an innovative attempt of playing the offside trap - with SZVChnasjyy to save the day in the event of it being sprung)