Transfer News, Rumours and Bollocks Thread

[Arsenal Fan]

so, name change is needed now....

hmmm 'Arsenal Fan' possibly, witty because its not witty. lol

[Flavs]

Wenger's comments are the biggest piss-take in the history of the world.

So's your face

[Seaman's Ponytail]

So's your face

That's quite hurtful, especially when i'm obviously already quite fragile....

[Letters]

Agreed. Wenger's comments are the biggest piss-take in the history of the world. They smack of contempt for us, the fans. That he seriously expects us to believe this utter bollocks gives me the shits tbh. Citeh, Chelski and Manure have no such issues signing players. SAF knew what he needed, a CB, an AM and a GK. Was it hard for him? Ta fuck it was, all done and dusted by the end of June just as our business should have been as well. We are royally fucked if we if we lose tonight, no fucker will want to join us and there will only be one person to blame for that!

The glimmer of hope I'm clinging to is that we had to wait till the CL qualifier was done and the Nasri and Fabregas situations were resolved.
Tonight's result will determine our budget and the calibre of player we can attract. If the transfer window closes and we haven't made any major signings then, like Kate Middleton, we're royally screwed. But it's all going to be a mad scramble as we've only got a week or so to do things

[Daniele]

I will be wearing a shirt with 'I don't do optimism, I am Gooner' written on it.

[Flavs]

That's quite hurtful, especially when i'm obviously already quite fragile....

Soz boz

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I will be wearing a shirt with 'I don't do optimism, I am Gooner' written on it.

I am Gooner.

One of the few things Arshavin has done right.

[Seaman's Ponytail]

Tonight's result will determine our budget and the calibre of player we can attract.

Exactly and that's what scares me far more than any Udinese team ever will. Anyway it's bedtime down under so i'm off ta dream of Chezny havin a blinder and getting us a 0-0 result See ya all for kick-off!

[Daniele]

I am Gooner.

One of the few things Arshavin has done right.

I don't think I understand...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I don't think I understand...

I am Gooner is what he said when he joined us.