The Ashes in Australia, 2013/2014.

[Syn]

For those who missed it:



Well done big man. Threatening a broken arm to a no.11 when the game is already won. What a penis.

[Rors]

For those who missed it:



Well done big man. Threatening a broken arm to a no.11 when the game is already won. What a penis.

Totally idiotic, and I don't think it's becoming of his character. Having said that, I doubt very strongly that Jimmy didn't 'have a word' himself beforehand... But still, Clarke is the one in the wrong here, no doubts.

[Rors]

Used to like Michael Clarke. But what a tit he was at the end today. Does turning into a complete twat come with the territory of being Australian captain?

Look, this is the thing. Look, it seems to be what they want. Look, he got a kicking from the jackals in the Aussie press a year or so ago for not being a larrikin. Look, now it looks like he has caved in. Look, that's a shame.

[Syn]

The 'looks' probably do make me think he's a reasonable man (no homo). No person who keeps starting with 'look' could be anything but balanced. The internet forum equivalent would be adding 'tbh' to everything tbf. He should mix it up by borrowing Keane's 'listen'.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I think Clarke is going for the Border '89 approach. Hope it's not the same scoreline.

Trott has left the tour citing a long standing stress disorder which I presume is agitated by getting out all the time.

[PGFC]

Shame about Trott, I'm just surprised the Aussies have taken this long to revert to type, I just hope we're up for the fight.

tbf I'm surprised at Clarke, sledging Anderson like that? does he not realise there are four more games? He's either brave or extremely stupid.

[Syn]

I'd pick Ballance. Give talented yoof a chance. They can react to the quickies.

[Syn]

Mark Butcher is such a good analyst. Really picks out unusual points that nobody else considers. Also has #decentbanter. When Gower has had enough, Sky should try to get Butcher to takeover as the main host.

[Rors]

I think Clarke is going for the Border '89 approach. Hope it's not the same scoreline.

.

"No (Robin Smith), you can't have a fucking glass of water. You can fucking wait like the rest of us"

[Rors]

As I suspected.... : according to Aggers, it started with Anderson telling Bailey he was "going to punch him in the face".