Transfer News, Rumours and Bollocks Thread

[Flavs]

Watch whit yer sayin ya wee bastard!! Us Jocks will come and knock yer socks aff! Jings crivens help ma boad there are some fanny's aroond here likesy!!

English mothafucka, do you speak it?

[Edinburgh Gooner]

eh? my google translate isnt working lol

Ahm only meesin aroond man.

[Edinburgh Gooner]

English mothafucka, do you speak it?

Of course I do Flavs. But no wi a plum in ma mooth.

[Flavs]

Of course I do Flavs. But no wi a plum in ma mooth.

You dont have a moose loose about yor hoose do you?

[Edinburgh Gooner]

You dont have a moose loose about yor hoose do you?

Funnily enough I do. The smart wee fucker is avoiding the traps and poison bait we keep putting down. It scared the fuck outta my wee laddie the other night. Anyone getting rid of a cat?

[milla]

Funnily enough I do. The smart wee fucker is avoiding the traps and poison bait we keep putting down. It scared the fuck outta my wee laddie the other night. Anyone getting rid of a cat?

You can thank me later

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...cape-LION.html

[Fist of Lehmann]

Curt Fonger

Excellent name. Sign him up Wenger

[Cripps_orig]

Must get Kaka

[Edinburgh Gooner]

That's one hardcore cat.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Kaka is past it.

Plus he's always played in slower leagues, doubt he'd be able to cope with the pace of the EPL.

We need quality, not names.

Can see him getting hammered in a tackle up at Wolves or Stoke and spending an eternity on the physios table
but at the same time can see him skipping a couple of tackles and then bursting the net. . .King Denis stylie