This Weekend's Fixtures & Midweek Fixtures (30 Nov/01/03/04 Dec).

[Munchies]

Altidore

Knew he'd come good

Mourinho

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Holy fuck Suarez take a fucking bow.

[Maestro]

damn

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Suarez shitting on Norwich again?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sunderland 1-1 Chelsea, Honest Frank.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Suarez shitting on Norwich again?

Put simply, yes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Southampton.

We might have killed them.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Put simply, yes.

Nice! The attempted deception with white shirts didn't work.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool 2-0 Norwich, Suarez again!

[Master Splinter]

Swansea - with forwards Michu and Wilfried Bony unavailable - take off Alvaro Vasquez, who appears to have picked up a groin injury, and replace him with Nathan Dyer.

Bloody hell. That's an injury crisis.