Transfer News, Rumours and Bollocks Thread

[Boss]

http://www.mercato365.com/infos-clubs/lille/

Only they've reported it and no one else. Hasn't been carried by any of the more reputable French agencies.

No one's ever heard of them before, wouldn't get my hopes up.

[4-3-3]

probably she can do better than nas

[Letters]

Don't get excited until there's some concrete stuff.

Shh!

Getting excited about non-concrete stuff is keeping this place going

[Boss]

Shh!

Getting excited about non-concrete stuff is keeping this place going

A friend of a friend who works as a cook at Real Madrid told me we're making a 50M bid for Alonso, Benzema and Ronaldo.

[Marc Overmars]

Linked with a "triple swoop" for Jagielka, Fellaini and Arteta today.

Uhuh.

[4-3-3]

any one thinks LONG will take pl in storm this season?
he is really good, and strong for a small guy, wondering how our so colled scouts didnt see him before . i dont think brom will be able to keep him next yr.

[milla]

Nobody is a better prospect than Wilshere from what I've seen, maybe Aneke can be the giant with the gentle touch that I was hoping JET would be but Wilshere is Wilshere.

Incidentally, are you never worried you're gonna die from caffeine poisoning with all that coffee?

WTF are you talking about man? I am no addict!!

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Shit whos the girl at the end. . . .is she coming too?

She can come with me any time

[Olivier's xmas twist]

any one thinks LONG will take pl in storm this season?
he is really good, and strong for a small guy, wondering how our so colled scouts didnt see him before . i dont think brom will be able to keep him next yr.

Nah he is doing ok because he is under pressure atm, but has not done anything specia yet. Id prefer we got Sturridge tbh, he's only cost £15 mill tbh.

[4-3-3]

Nah he is doing ok because he is under pressure atm, but has not done anything specia yet. Id prefer we got Sturridge tbh, he's only cost £15 mill tbh.

chelsea are no Arsenal. i doubt they will sell himto us. they try to ship drogba or anelka,to make room for him, i dont know. but no one really try to sign them,maybe coz of their high wage.