Random Arsenal Shit (When it's not worth starting a thread)

[Master Splinter]

...he's not due back on February 8th by any chance?

Should be more worried about Cazorla tbf. He's your genuine new nemesis.

[Özim]

Ox finally back in first team training!!!




Probably another couple of weeks before he's ready though. Just remember to go easy on him once he returns. We've seen from Ramsey how difficult it can be to return to the same level from a long term injury.

Great news, can't wait to see him back, he's got so much talent and we could do with someone who can play on the wing.

[fakeyank]

I'm excited to have him back too. I think he has everything needed to be a world class player! And I'm not using the term 'world class' lightly here. With a little bit of maturity and more chances, I can see him becoming one of the top players in the PL.

[Niall_Quinn]

The classiest message to fans so far this year: 'This is intended as a small thank you for your great support in 2013.' Keeping things in proportion rather than blowing it up into something ridiculous like the PL would certainly do.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...eague-tie.html

Dortmund cleverly start rumours about a bid for Gnabry, we'll have to give him more game time I suspect.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...youngster.html

Sorry mate, but gay is not big or clever in football, especially if you keep it quiet. If it's okay for this bloke to wander around men's showers then why can't I wander around women's showers? Serious question. What's the difference? Wouldn't I be prosecuted, so why isn't he?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...-football.html

[BOBN]

Sorry mate, but gay is not big or clever in football, especially if you keep it quiet. If it's okay for this bloke to wander around men's showers then why can't I wander around women's showers? Serious question. What's the difference? Wouldn't I be prosecuted, so why isn't he?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...-football.html

This is disgusting, utterly shocking. How is it that in this day and age, in this modern society, a man like Thomas Hitzlsperger can amass 52 caps for Germany?

[Niall_Quinn]

This is disgusting, utterly shocking. How is it that in this day and age, in this modern society, a man like Thomas Hitzlsperger can amass 52 caps for Germany?

Seriously though, do you or don't you know some loophole that would allow me to wander around women's showers?

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

I was actually thinking about this as the only issue about the whole gay thing in footy. Segregation by sex (toilets, changing rooms etc) is a given thing, but that is loosely based on the idea that we aren't attracted to the same sex isn't it?

A gay person in a changing room of heterosexual's kinda turns that on its head. In the case of Hitzlsperger it may not have been an issue because his team mates probably didn't know.

Will all changing rooms and toilets be unisex in the distant future?

[Marc Overmars]

Will all changing rooms and toilets be unisex in the distant future?

I went to a bar in Ibiza with unisex toilets.

Seedy as fuck tbh.

[GP]

I went to a bar in Ibiza with unisex toilets.

Sticky as fuck tbh.

fixed it for you

[Özim]

Will all changing rooms and toilets be unisex in the distant future?

I doubt it, don't think women will like walking in large pools of piss, nor will they appreciate pint glasses blocking toilets or the doors being smashed up.