Transfer News, Rumours and Bollocks Thread

[toothless gibbon]

1430: Right - we've been waiting all day for an update on the Yossi Benayoun situation, well BBC Sport's John Sinnott has been speaking to his representatives, who say: "It will be Tottenham, Arsenal or Liverpool. We don't know yet." Blimey.

BBC sports news correspondent Dan Roan on Twitter: "OK I'm told by those in the know that of the three clubs chasing Benayoun, the most likely destination is... Liverpool FC."

[Letters]

You're a dick.

Oscar Wilde would have been proud of that one.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Marseille have confirmed that striker Andre-Pierre Gignac is abroad negotiating a move away from the club.
Reports have suggested that a host of Premier League clubs are keen, with Fulham, Everton and Blackburn all linked whilst Genoa and Olympiakos have also been mentioned.
Marseille have not revealed who their striker is talking to, but confirmed he is set to leave.
"I understand he is abroad," assistant coach Guy Stephan confirmed.
"There are negotiations currently ongoing, but we need all three parties [two clubs and player] to agree. Maybe it will or will not happen."
Marseille themselves are still in the market for a new striker ahead of Wednesday's transfer deadline

Sing him up Wenger sign him up

[Olivier's xmas twist]

BBC sports news correspondent Dan Roan on Twitter: "OK I'm told by those in the know that of the three clubs chasing Benayoun, the most likely destination is... Liverpool FC."

Makes sense he was out pool for a while and could see him going back there

[KESSLER]

Nanas08 Samir Nasri Official
This tweet is for the english newspaper stop trying to made something between me and arsenal i love this club and everything around it

[Niall_Quinn]

SSN - bunch of twats...

NOW, just breaking, we understand that, today, this very moment... at the moment we are hearing, it is emerging that, we can confirm, right now, at this very minute, Stoke might be interested in Craig Bellamy. Maybe.

[Flavs]

You're a dick.

Point proven

[LDG]

Point proven

Aye, countess times.

[Niall_Quinn]

LOL - just pissed my pants watching SSN. They were confirming the Parker deal and showing the geezer training, wearing a white kit. I assumed he was already down at the spud shithole having a kickaround. Then Theo runs past also dressed in white. Fuck, splutter, WTF - we've sold Theo? Luckily at that point John Terry strolls past and that's when I realise... Terry is a cunt.

[Flavs]

Aye, countess times.

countess?